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Pins you against the wall and kisses you [ Pass it on the the first ten on your dash ]

....Bethann.

[text] You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likeable bad influence I’ve ever met.

[t]: Yep. I know this.

[text] That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling ‘Oh God’ and you said: “You’re going to need him after this.”

[t] It takes a lot... A LOT to get me drunk. Probably why I do not remember this.

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"Well my dear, we are pronounced man and wife."

"Fandral?!" Beth giggled, pulling his collar away from his neck. "And where did this come from? What wench did you seduce to receive this mark?"

Fandral laughed heartily before returning his collar to its proper place. "Ay, none of the lovely maidens I seduce are wenches."

bethanncarroll replied to your post: .

Cause you’re awesome

// *falls on face*

"Fine," she smirked, pulling out her wallet. Holding up some cash, she asked "Will another $50 do?"

"I suppose so."

$15

"If I were a stripper this would be an insult."

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