#bethany.txt

[maysileedonners]

zac oyama is the funniest man alive

[babesargent]

i’m alive and all you need to know is that i have fallen in love with evangeline lilly

[maysileedonners]

this is a show about high schoolers btw

[maysileedonners]

adaine truly carried this fight like?? helping gorgug with a save, getting fabian out of his first grapple, moving most of the kids & the proctor out of danger using the scatter spell, giving fig a crit with her smite, planting the mephits as little dust bombs to blind monsters, using bigby’s hand to do over 100 damage to the purple worm. i hope she absolutely rocks oisin’s shit next time she sees him

[maysileedonners]

something about baron accusing adaine of being a bad friend to riz only for her to then save an isolated riz from him minutes later from an entirely separate room of the house. the elven oracle loves that little goblin guy!!!!

[maysileedonners]

you go to your bard class. you’re in the middle of playing your lute for a dance routine featuring the most popular kid in school who has already been deemed “maximum legend”. you’ve been to his parties, his study groups. you’ve heard people gossiping about how cool he is. then he lifts his leg for a move he’s done countless times before. he shits himself. not only that, but it hits your sweet teacher in the chest. it’s 10am.

[maysileedonners]

the epic highs (murph’s horror at the accidental “you gotta honour the cock”) and lows (watching your murdered classmate’s body being desecrated) of a new fantasy high episode

[maysileedonners]

i understand that taking the last stand exam is stressful for the bad kids and shouldn't even be happening to begin with (all my homies hate bobby dawn!!!) but have you also considered that it sounds dope as fuck