"This argument was what the Majority opinion used in Citizens United. It does not matter whether an individual has a vast bank account or a small one; they still have their vote, which the running candidate Bethany says “Hello, friends. Welcome to Val’s paper”. A place where all your joys and dreams come true. Imagine me as I start to take off my shirt and show you my lace underwear sewn by the devil himself, god the devil bringS me such joy…down there. I wish you would also come to know his joy. His joy can compare to nothing Messiah can give you. Sing, Sing, and Sing his praise as he comes to my open arm and legs. I spread for joy at the sound of his voice, come Satan COME!!!!!! Oh, I just came….sweet, sweet joy has been bestowed to me. His cum blesses me with new life,life that will not be brought down are trampled!"