#better!glee

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why does the “slutty waist” always have to be SKINNY??? HUH?? A CHUBBY WAIST CAN STILL BE SLUTTY..

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i know klaine have just basic silver wedding rings in canon because they are men,, but i want blaine to buy some OVERLY EXPENSIVE RING WITH A GIANT DIAMOND THAT WEIGHS KURTS FINGER DOWN YKWIM… SOMETHING INCONVENIENT….. LET EM SPARKLE…….

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i’m gonna getcha getcha getcha

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quinn and puck trying to get with lauren and Failing is real to me…

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just a wrestler and her situationships

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what 😭

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mercedes searching up “How to flirt with girls” in the middle of the night 💔 mercedes searching up “How to look more gay” in the middle of the night 💔💔

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leather pride kurt in glee Hashtag My Headcanon

(excluding things like bags, normal belts, boots…)

(1x15): maybe first appearance of leather cap!!

(2x1 (?)): apologies for the Worst Screenshot ever but this dumb harness!!! also the muir cap,, WHICH he does wear again later on, also leatha gloves during empire state of mind

(2x14): sam browne belt,,,, also has great pants w the safety pins in this scene but that’s UNRELATED

(2x18): some more biker glovesss,,, i thought he had a white leather jacket but it looks more like white denim??? not 100% sure tho

(3x3): muir cap in one of my fav klaine scenes Hooray

(3x8): this newsboy cap and leather shorts combo that you can barely sEE… quinncedes also look so cute but that’s UNRELATED

(3x11): A LOTTTTT OF LEATHER in this episode but to be fair it’s the fuckin michael jackson episode, EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER IS WEARING LEATHER. we got a couple of jumpsuits at the beginning, which are so god awfully clearly pleather to me, i’m the number one faux leather hater but that’s not the point rn, this cuteeee vest with the gloves during bad, gloves too at the lima bean!!

(3x17): “i love your Jauntily Placed Cap….”

(4x1): ya boy loves that cap……

(4x6): literally a BIKER outfit here……. full on LEATHA JACKET

(5x14 kinda): DELETED rockstar gcv… I MOURN YOUUAUJSJSJSSJSJ, looks quite similar to his leather vest in bad gcv, possibly the same one

BONUS hanky code kurt!!! both times that he wore a handkerchief in that manner (3x3 and 4x21), it was in his LEFT BACK POCKET, signaling the aggressive/dominant/top role. the colors however? COULD BE DEBATED.. both handkerchiefs are multicolored and could mean manyyyy things like topping, fisting, masturbating, spitting, rimming, watersports… WHO KNOWS. i don’t really care about any of that stuff tbh, what matters to mE is that he is using the hanky code!! kurt’s canonically into fashion, so why wouldn’t he be into queer fashion and flagging, even if he meant it more as a gay fashion statement and less of a real message?!

so what does all of this mean? LEATHER PRIDE KURT. kinda…….. tbh a lot of ppl in glee wear leather from time to time, and i’m probably missing something from this list (plz tell me if i am!), this shit doesn’t mean anything at all… i’m just very passionate about leather pride kurt cuz i think he genuinely would be into leather, NOT EVEN IN A BDSM/KINK WAY necessarily BUT ALSO FROM A QUEER FASHION STANDPOINT…. perhaps leather could be a second skin to him in the same way all of those layers were.. leather pride could save him…… or something girl idk………. let me have this