Jan 13, 2024
if there's better dirk, then there's better john(he followed dirk into the glitches!?!). the tension would be ASTRONOMICAL.
HA HA. aaaaaanyway.
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if there's better dirk, then there's better john(he followed dirk into the glitches!?!). the tension would be ASTRONOMICAL.
HA HA. aaaaaanyway.
@spaghettistainedundies I’m really sorry that this isn’t as good as others but I promise I’ll make a better version of it! Happy valentines :) @homestuckvalentine
Sorry but I have to know the dynamic between better john and better dirk
disclaimer: this an entirely different universe from homeslice canon and real better dirk can kiss my ass.
their dynamic would be something similar to glados and wheatley, but better john intentionally appears to be stupid and then outsmarts better dirk's words every chance he gets. upon their first meeting, better john lied told better dirk that he was created to annoy the shit out of him. they met for 3 minutes and they're already 10 times divorced.