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if there's better dirk, then there's better john(he followed dirk into the glitches!?!). the tension would be ASTRONOMICAL.
HA HA. aaaaaanyway.
He's behind me again, isn't he?
this really happened in the homeslice trailer. i was there.
where you clothes at?
today in chess hyperfixates on another dirk variant. you could say he's better. HA HA, jk i hope he explodes... i am unwell.
uh.
you can't just fucking say that.
Sorry but I have to know the dynamic between better john and better dirk
disclaimer: this an entirely different universe from homeslice canon and real better dirk can kiss my ass.
their dynamic would be something similar to glados and wheatley, but better john intentionally appears to be stupid and then outsmarts better dirk's words every chance he gets. upon their first meeting, better john lied told better dirk that he was created to annoy the shit out of him. they met for 3 minutes and they're already 10 times divorced.
