'better find a mop' spin-off??
having thoughts about ilya researching piss play and pee products for shane after part 1 of 'better find a mop...' - researching fruits and vegetables that are natural diuretics, buying the best pee-inducing electrolyte drinks, buying the most absorbent puppy pads. shane and ilya going grocery shopping at happy mart ontario for dairy-free cheese and juice ingredients.....
ilya buying vibrators that stimulate the bladder....
shane getting hot and bothered while doing said research...jerking off alone after going down a rabbit hole on grinder pads. shane getting desperate in the shopping mall after shopping for juice ingredients. ilya buying huge drink bottles for shane to drink out of-- waterproofing the couch with puppy pads and super absorbant towels for movie nights (watching hockey documentaries) because shane just can't hold it.
ilya googling how to toilet train puppies...
anya getting sent to david and yuna's WAYYY TOO often..
so many shane masturbating + squirting + peeing + shane wap thoughts...
UGH FINE ILL START A NEW SERIES-