Dec 22, 2022
@betterthanmorty sent: gay :/
“ don’t be a bitch... ”
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@betterthanmorty sent: gay :/
“ don’t be a bitch... ”
@betterthanmorty
Shoot him.
quickly his pack reacts and zim is out of the way of the bullet.
“what the hell?!”
starter call || accepting || @betterthanmorty ❤’d
“I am begging you to stop tracking mud and, uh...guts through the living room. They’re a bitch to clean up.”
@betterthanmorty // s.c.
He’s sporting a black eye, a busted nose, and a glare so sharp it could cut through steel like butter. Or, at least, he HAD earlier. It’s right about now that he’s got a PLEASED AS PUNCH grin, as small and cocky as it is. Mortimer doesn’t get people on his case often, occasionally the BOLD RICK who didn’t like the way he ran things but, more recently, some DEALS he’s been doing with a nearby planet.
Some of them didn’t LIKE his deals.
Right now, he’s toying with the rim of his glass, other hands petting at the top of Reider’s head with a light hum of appreciation. The alien hound was happy for the attention, tail whapping on the ground with all the attention he was getting.
Reider’s tail stops. That draws Mortimer’s attention. Gaze raises, eyes boring into the figure of a girl. A MORTICIA, standing at the entrance to his office. “Hi.”
@betterthanmorty freaks you the fuck out : ' hey bestie :) ' she's waving rather calmly at him for someone drenched in blue blood . ( unprompted , always accepting . )
“ bestie , huh ? that --- that’s a new one . ”
the boy quips back wryly , brows quirked . don’t get it twisted ; c-136 very much considers them friends , privately so , since morticia always demonstrates such an aversion to affirming their connection aloud . it’s just , y’know , pretty alien to hear her talk like that , even if the sentiment is veiled with that snarky veneer of sarcasm slash dramatic irony . “ hey , yourself . ”
glancing from the girl to the carnage behind her briefly , hazel hues betraying a momentary flicker of disbelief , morty’s head cants as he regards the viscera splattered up her frame .
“ y’know , y- you’ve got a little ... ” the teenager exhales through his nose amusedly as he idly gesticulates at morticia as a whole , as though she could possibly have missed the fact she’s stained with stark azure blood . the questioning air of his demeanour remains nonetheless . “ looks like shit got pretty crazy ... you , um . you wanna fill me in ? since we’re besties , and all . haha . i’m--- i’m kidding . ”
@betterthanmorty said: “ here is the truth: i keep waiting for my anger to go dormant, but it won’t. “
c-136 feels a poignant kinship with her sentiment. always boiling under his skin, their skin, ready to brim over and pour out at a moment’s notice-- their rage over how unfair their situations are is not easily shaken, and why should it be? jesus christ, they certainly go through enough on a daily basis to warrant being such contemptuous teenagers.
though morticia can be difficult to get along with on a consistent basic, her more intense bouts of standoffishness demanding a volume of patience morty simply does not have to offer, he often understands where she’s coming from all the same. his brows lift. “ fuck that. be as pissed off as you want. s- say what you will about mortys, but... we’ve all definitely earned being angry over the bullshit we go through. ”
@betterthanmorty sent: you’re at a 10 right now, i need you to at least be at a 4
“ ... is--- is this about me needing to chill the fuck out, or somethin’? i’m always kinda intense. b--- best i can do is a really overbearing seven. ”
going in - wild child || not accepting || @betterthanmorty ❤’d
“Might say I did everything but try.”