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[phztwo]

[phztwo]

phztwo​:

                    i can’t fuckin’ wait to see your faces when my dreams become reality                                  and watch you choke on every single word you said                                                       i said i’d make it one day

canon divergent invader zim rp blog written by: alcohol

[phztwo]

@littlebadger asked:

" What are you looking at ME, for ??-- I didn't break it, I swear ! "

between gir and mini moose, zim had enough shit to deal with without this human coming around and messing with his things! the alien would let out a loud sigh, grabbing a broom and dust pan to hold out to danny.

"clean. it. up."

[phztwo]

@littlebadger asked:

" Whoa, nice costume, almost looks-- real ??"

it would seem that his body was nothing more than this cosplay the human's talked about. good. it meant that when he had his actual human disguise on it worked!

"right though, i worked really hard on it!"

[phztwo]

@littlebadger asked:

" ... Why are you so tiny? "

"why are you so stupid?" asking questions like that, how rude of this human ! not like zim asked to be this small!

[phztwo]

walks in with a slurpee in hand.

[kovablue]

Reupload, because I accidentally deleted it. Done for a dtiys challenge.

[lumiidragon]

Working on branching from the IZ style directly to more of my own. Here's a preview~

[quimser]

zim dance

[epicnex]

Zim and....

AND MORE ZIM! I mean there can never be enough Zims 🙄

[epicnex]

Zim, i drew like few days ago

[phztwo]

"life feels so much better when we just avoid the truth."

[reblogthings]

The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss

[celestialcomedy-aa-deactivated2]

Ears flick a few times hearing this. Soon the Jesters head is tilted towards the side as he glances to the stranger who feels awfully like their from space.

" You sound tired. "

Which tired? Masked fello doesn't really know, they only knew the stranger sounded exhausted.

[phztwo]

tired, yes, that was true. zim would give anything to be able to sleep like the human's of this planet, but he didn't, he wasn't made for resting like many. it was thanks to the pak he had against his back, to be rid of it, oh it would be wonderful, but without it he would die.

"you could say that," he started with a breath. "there are times i wish i could just shut my eyes and rest, but that's not something i can do." even when he wasn't controlled by the hive mind anymore he was still at their mercy thanks to his pak giving him life and he hated it.

[phztwo]

@celestialcomedy liked x for a lyrical starter!

"there are times i don't want to feel a damn thing," he said with a breath, a hand raising to drag against his eyes. "just keep me comatose."

[phztwo]

"you might want to grab a fire extinguisher---" his tinkering with molotov's had gotten the better of him. they looked so cool in the movies! he wanted to try them out.

[phztwo]

like for a lyrical starter!

[fawfulydoo]

literally so dramatic