Being Richie’s Sister and Liking Bev
headcanons for being richies sister because this child is a bi king
warnings- cursing because richie, underage drinking, nothing else i dont think? (besides bad spelling)
-ok so he is fiercely protective of you
-FIERCELY
-bowers looks at you the wrong way?
-bam
-bowers puree
-except probably richie puree because richie is richie
-anyways you have always been a part of the losers
-you probably hang out with bill the most
-he and richie are the only ones who know that you are lesbian
-and you like bev
-because she is a queen
-a hopefully gay queen
-because your crush on her?
-its serious
-very serious
-you are more in love with her than ben
-that is saying a lot
-so in the drugstore you are the one who invites her to the quarry (not bill)
-she says yes
-obviously
-hopefully everyone who is reading this knows the basic storyline of IT
-ok so the events of IT chapter one come to pass
-and the happy days of the losers have finally come
-pennywise gone forever
-*manical laugh in the distance*
-*this is called foreshadowing y’all*
-moving on
-so ofc you still like bev
-and richie knows
-and he’s okay with it
-because
-no offense to you
-he knows you will never ever be brave enough to confess to her
-and on the other side of the losers club
-bev confessed to stan that yes
-she likes you
-how convenient
-and both stan and bill know now
-the only problem
-stan is really really good at keeping secrets
-bill is...
-well not exactly the greatest
-he tries, okay?
-but whatever
-it only takes one person to keep a secret
-and somehow
-somehow
-bill hasn’t told anyone
-even stan
-until one fateful night.....
-lmao bill and stan have a sleep over
-STENBROUGH
-WOO
-anyhow bill gets drunk
-because bad decisions
-aka trying to impress stan
-with his
-dRiNkInG sKiLlS
-and so
-your secret gets out
-and bill and stan have a plan
-a highly intelligent and thought out plan
-also known as locking you and bev in a closet together
THE END
part 2 coming