GATORADE REVIEWS PT 1: GREEN APPLE/STRAWBERRY WATERMELON/STRAWBERRY LEMONADE/GLACIER CHERRY/LIME CUCUMBER [B003]
Sean has been drinking GATORADE.
(This was sometime in June, I am posting this in July and this is not the case anymore. I am drinking Sprecher sodas.)
I drank (5) 32 oz Gatorades. Not in one sitting
Green Apple: 4.23/5 - Flavor is that of a jolly rancher - artificial green apple -, but without the acute sweetness, somehow removing the association Green Apple flavor has with the lower-end candies. This was really surprising
Strawberry Watermelon: 3.8/5 I just remember this feeling a bit water-y and bland. The watermelon, for what was there, I believe was the more artificial sort.
Strawberry Lemonade: 3.4/5 - If only the flavor didn't fade so fast!
Glacier Cherry is a cherry Icee from 7/11, after your mom left it in the car in the middle of summer and then put more ice in it
2/5
Lime Cucumber: 2.5/5 - Acceptable...a weird stinging feeling at the end of it. This is a really bizarre flavor. I can't remember it. I don't actually know how to describe flavors, so I'll keep using words like "bizarre".
This review: 2/5.
-sean












