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Beverly and Gourds

Alright!

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Beverly and a parakiel or cockateat or whatever

Birds are stupid and this guy

is

a

joek.

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Beverly and the battle against sun god Ra

Listen up, family, it’s the fucking golden hour. Sol is in the house of Gemini or whatever and it’s time for a goddamn family moment, so hit the lawn. Oh, I’m sorry, is my autofocus taking too long? Are you suffering while I laboriously wind this film with actual human labor? Too bad, that light is coming in dank and we are going to put this shit on celluloid, like it or not.

Oh, what’s this? There’s a warrior of darkness? A champion of UV protection? Or is it just grandma has some fucking common sense and doesn’t leave home without her sunny D’s? You could stand to listen to her advice now and again, because she’s looking like a goddess while the rest of you look like chumps who are just figuring out how late afternoon works. Jesus.

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Beverly and Geese

Geese!