Hello love can I request a cute jae fluff crack thingy? (ʃƪᵔᵌᵔ)
sure thing babyyyy
(also since you didn’t request anything Halloweeny, I took some liberties here, I hope you don’t mind <3)
Bias: Jae from DAY6
Genre: Bewitched!AU/Fluff/Humor
Warnings: Mature language
Words: 1.2k
“I’m a witch!”
You frown as you try to fix your long skirt once more before taking a look in the mirror to inspect your outfit.
It’s Halloween night and your boyfriend is about to pick you up for his friend’s party. Jae decided to dress up as Beetlejuice, one of his favorite movies to date and so you decided to go as Lydia, kinda like a couple’s outfit.
Coincidentally, this is the night you decided to let him know the truth about you. Although as you keep practicing your words in front of your mirror, no explanation seems sane enough.
Jae won’t believe you that’s for sure.
You sigh in thought, just as your roommate apparates into your bedroom without actually walking through the entrance like normal people.
Okay, he and you aren’t exactly normal so you can give him that.
“Jesus Christ, Wonpil! Can’t you knock, at least?!” you complain, turning around to glare at your friend, floating in the middle of your bedroom while munching on some popcorn.
The brunet boy shrugs with a devious smile on his lips. “I just couldn’t help but overhear your miserable attempts at explaining to Jae what you are, thus probably ending your relationship, after what has only been two months.”
You reach your hand upwards to wrap around his ankle and forcefully drag him down until he falls to the floor with a grunt. You could have done it with just a snap of your fingers but where’s the fun in that.
Wonpil rubs his butt with a pout as you ignore him to check on your makeup.
“Seriously though are you just gonna go up to him and tell him you’re a witch?” he asks, all signs of teasing gone from his features as he gets up to sit on your bed.
You sigh. “What other choice do I have?”
“Not telling him at all and continue your merry way into your relationship until you feel guilty enough for your secret that strains your bond until you finally break up with him? You know, like most couples do?”
You groan before turning your attention to him once more. “You’re not exactly helping…” you mutter just as Wonpil snaps his fingers, and music begins playing from your laptop.
“Babe, you know what you’re hoping for is basically impossible. No human ever understands,” he comments in a soft voice, in direct contrast with his previous behavior.
“Look…” You sigh, before sitting next to him. “I like Jae, I really do and I don’t want to ruin this…”
“So don’t tell him,” Wonpil concludes, but his words make you bite your lip in guilt.
“…But I don’t want to keep secrets from him. What’s the point of being in a relationship if we can’t trust each other?” you wonder out loud as your hands fall to your lap.
“Look, it’s up to you if you tell him or not and whatever you do I’m gonna be right there backing you up. I just want to make sure you know the effects your actions might have. Because it’ll be silly of you to not expect any kind of reaction out of Jae when you tell him you’re a witch.”
“You’re a what?”
Immediately both your head and your roommate’s turn to look at the entrance of your room. Where you realize in horror Jae stands.
Your eyes grow wide as much as his. Shit. You’ve forgotten you’ve given him a key in case of emergency.
Wonpil looks between the two of you in shock before, “Well, this will surely be fun but I have someplace I need to hide in shame sooo…” and then Wonpil snaps his fingers and disappears in thin air.
To which Jae gasps in shock, stumbling back only to hit his head against the wall.
You’re immediately standing and walking towards him. “Oh, shit, are you okay?”
But Jae doesn’t respond to that, eyes still as wide as saucers, almost burning the spot where Wonpil used to be.
“Wait, wait, what the hell was that? How did he do that? And what did he mean when he said you’re witch?! What the hell is going on?!” he hyperventilates, eyes dancing over your features not able to focus at anything.
“Jae, please calm down, you’ve hit your head,” you try to reason with him but he shakes his head.
“Who gives a shit about my head, Wonpil just said you’re a witch and then disappeared with a snap of his fingers!” he states in awe before his eyes finally focus on yours, waiting for an explanation.
You let out a long exhale before hesitantly taking his hands on yours. When he lets you do it, you feel a tad bit more confident.
“I didn’t mean for you to find out like this…”
“So you are a witch?” if it’s possible Jae’s eyes grow in size and you bite your lip before you finally nod.
“Wait, what kind of witch?” Jae simply asks and you frown at him.
Was it that simple?
“You believe me?” you ask almost incredulous and Jae lets out a surprised chuckle.
“Well, I just saw Wonpil do that, it’s either I believe you or I’ve gone crazy…” he states, still dumbfound and a small unbelievable giggle leaves your lips.
“So what kind of a witch are you? Like a “Harry Potter” type one with a good moral compass or a “Wicked Witch of The West” type one with ambiguous motives?” he’s completely serious when asking that question which makes an impulsive laugh echo through your room.
“None of those things, they’re merely children stories…” you say through giggles and you can’t believe Jae is taking this so well. Maybe the hit was a little more serious than what you imagined.
“Do you have a broomstick? Oh, or a wand? A wand would be awesome!” he murmurs amazed, a thousand possibilities running through his head.
“Wait Wonpil’s a witch too, right? So you can do what he did?”
“I’m a warlock, lover boy, get your facts straight,” Wonpil appears floating next to Jae only to give his response before he disappears again.
“WOW, THAT WAS COOL AS FUCK MAN!” Jae yells in awe and you can’t help the laugh that escapes your lips once more.
“Why are you laughing?” Jae asks confused but with a smile on his face before you wrap your hands around his neck.
“Nothing I just thought you might react badly to the news, so I’m just happy you took it so well…” you mumble shyly as you play with his collar and Jae smiles.
“Are you kidding? My girlfriend is a witch! That has got to be one of the coolest things ever!” his excitement and adoration are genuine and you can’t help but smile as you stand on your tiptoes for a kiss. To which Jae happily obliges.
But after a second he laughs nervously before, “Um, Y/N? I’m okay with you being a witch and all but can you put us down? I’m still afraid of heights.”
You open your eyes to realize both of you are currently floating over the floor.
and all I can think of is the movie 'Bewitched' because the witch there, she did this nose thing too and everyone found it so cute
and now I have a Bewitched!AU headcanon in which Jim Kirk is an adorable witch (gender neutral term) who wants to live under humans and guess who's his neighbour (Bones, obviously) and they fall in love because Jim is a hopeless romantic macho who uses every cheap pickup line on Leonard and who brings him flowers and who asks him out to amazing dates and nice days with picknicks in a park or at the beach
and then Bones finds out
"You're a witch."
"Yes. I know it's confusing but the term witch is gender neutral so-"
"A witch. Do-do you have a broomstick?"
"Uh, yeah."
"So you can... do magic?"
"Hmhm."
and Jim waits for Bones to snap but the doctor only stares at Jim, suspicious, then he says
"Well, that surely explains a lot."
and Jim: "You're not angry, are you?"
"Why would I be angry? It's what you are, Jim. But... you didn't... I mean, you- you didn't make me fall in love with you through magic, nor did you?" and Bones is unsure and looks to the ground
and Jim: "You love me?!"
and Bones rolls the eyes: "Not the point, Jim!"
"N-no, I didn't use magic on you, I didn't, I swear!"
and uh yeah, just cheesy happy end with fluff and smut~
