#beyonslayedt

[ohslayler]

I JUST ALMOST DIED FROM COFFEÉ

[eatthecake-anime]

beyonslayedt replied to your post “I just got my first jury summons in the mail and my mom is all excited...”

you can't even drink tho...

you have to old enough to vote which is 18+

[lovesines]

beyonslayedt replied to your post:yo mr. rogers i know you think we're enjoying your prime-time performances of eel jokes but they're about as stale and as dry as your liver spotted soggy ass pasty ass skin end them now before me and mehreen have to intervene

I’M SPECIAL I’M DARK WHITE

No melanin, no opinion.

Why don't you go square dance or whatever it is your people do.

[lovesines]

yo mr. rogers i know you think we're enjoying your prime-time performances of eel jokes but they're about as stale and as dry as your liver spotted soggy ass pasty ass skin end them now before me and mehreen have to intervene

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA COME AFTER ME, STEVE?

FOR PALE SKIN?

WHEN YOU ARE TEAM #WHITESKINT?

[lovesines]

beyonslayedt replied to your post:sis take your geriatric ass to bed cause you know you gotta get your dentures fixed tomorrow and let Mehreen live

turn down auntie, ya bones brittle now. don’t get boxed

Which is exactly why I'mma be breaking off a piece of my foot in ya ass.

[lovesines]

sis take your geriatric ass to bed cause you know you gotta get your dentures fixed tomorrow and let Mehreen live

Have you ever heard not to disrespect your elders, little bitch. 

Get the fuck up out my inbox and take ya ass to sleep, Steve. This is an order from ya old ass auntie.

[blackberryshawty]

beyonslayedt replied to your post: holdmypurse replied to your post: pett...

this sounds like a brand at teavana

it is i think. i went through a "im better than you because i drink tea" phase and thus spent a bit of time at teavana

[am1na1992]

beyonslayedt said: have you heard of fitocracy? it’s an app that can help you do the same

no I haven't heard of that app! But I just prefer writing it down manually and checking it off idk why