#bfu premiere

[ryanbergera]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever watched a new buzzfeed unsolved episode after almost 5 months???

[laniidae-passerine]

Shane, leaning back in a rocking-chair, staring at the sun setting in the distance: In the end, aren’t we all really the Watcher?

Ryan, squaring up: I hope not cause me and my sons are gonna punch that lil bitch in the face

[darcyfirth]

shane just mentioned hot fuzz my fave movie of all time is this real life ? am i truly awake??

[laniidae-passerine]

broke: Friends of the Watcher

woke: Friends of Mr Bergara

[laniidae-passerine]

yes! : new buzzfeed unsolved

no! : having to wait another week for another buzzfeed unsolved

yes! : there’s gonna be new buzzfeed unsolved!

[laniidae-passerine]

“Don’t bring the investigator - bring the ambulance”

- OH YEAH! I like this!

[laniidae-passerine]

I love these boys so much? they go the extra mile for us and I adore how hard working they are. They bring little rays of hope and laughter to such creepy or depressing cases and that’s just amazing.

Now bring us the hotdoga and the Watcher shall be satisfied.

[laniidae-passerine]

All hail the watcher? Nah, all hail Ryan Bergara’s sons.