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BuzzFeed Unsolved side blog. Marta, she/her, 19, Boogara. Requests are open. Mobile Theme is under construction Don't you dare to tag my posts as #shyan. Preferably do not interact at all if you ship it

[sanpostsstuff]

Memes to hide the pain

[laneofpennies]

[bettercallsai]

The strawberry ring box is a DIY 🥰🥰🥰

[mushiemadarame]

ryan: i picked him up over my head and i slammed him into the ground

the professor:

[oneiro-nautical]

My theory is that the winner of each Puppet History is whoever jived the most during the guest performer's song.

Ryan doesn't stand a chance because he always looks like he's waiting for death while the other person is having the time of their life

[unseenarts]

Do you have problem doing grocery shopping? Fear not my friend, I come to the rescue with the second part of a "handy little instructions" series. Enjoy!

Planning a trip to IKEA soon? Find out how to survive

[whereisthebigstabbyman]

[willelbyers]

shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

[shanemadejj]

croquembouche russian roulette in which shane and ryan somehow both get the wasabi pieces

[bozda-dom]

Puppet History Lockscreens/Backgrounds

Pt.2

@wearewatcher

I wanted to make some without text in case any of y'all didn't like that *^.^*

Or if you wanted to add your own! Lemme know if you want me to re-do any of them without text or make more~!

[watcher-unsolved]

gay oars

[tardigrades-are-neat]

i think my favorite part of puppet history is the fact that while shane and ryan are great friends ryan would not hesitate to drop kick the professor into oblivion

[ryans-gay-converse]

Are you so gay that you absolutely lose it over a tragic puppet love story between two oars or are you normal

[poisonheartfrog]

Good evening to the gay oars from this week’s Puppet History song and no one else

[mew-cake]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwWELCOME ONE AND ALL TO PUPPET HISTORY!!!

[drunkbedsheetghost]

Reblog if you got deeply invested into the obscure backstory of a blue puppet

[samioli]

upon rewatching the song many times, it is clear that the sword-oar still has feelings for the other oar. but if thats true, why does sword-oar not allow himself to be with the other oar, you ask. sword-oar is terrified by what he’s become and is doing this to protect the other oar. he only sees himself as a weapon who only causes destruction. he’s pretending to want to move on, but in reality he is disgusted by what he’s become and wants to protect his beloved oar-mate. in this essay i will