Y’all I’m out at dinner and there’s TVs playing in here and they’re showing the Phillies game. And holy shit. Bryce Harper is hot as fuck.
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Y’all I’m out at dinner and there’s TVs playing in here and they’re showing the Phillies game. And holy shit. Bryce Harper is hot as fuck.
@bharper3407 and @hkendrick47 homers yesterday! #bharper #nats #hkendrick47 #homer #seeyoulater #dinger #homers #dingers (at Citi Field)
MY BRYCIE BOY!!!
Congrats to Bryce Harper for UNANIMOUSLY winning the NL MVP award!
[text] Makes me look older than you, but my height also helps with that too. [text] Sorry I really shouldn't do any short jokes, you probably get it a lot.
[text] Yeah and I except better from you, Bryce Harper. ;)
[text] Google 'bryce harper 2012' you'll see how I look without it. The beard makes me look older than 23. [text] I almost typed 22, I've only been 23 for a little over 24 hours.
[text] It’s not the same as seeing it in person. Yeah, no it really does.
[text] haha birthday problems
[text] Bleach the beard? Yeah no, it may look better, but if anything, maybe I'll just shave it.
[text] I can’t even imagine you without a beard. I need to see this immediately.
[text] How about you owe me a Dolewhip at DLand? You know, payback for Ihop. [text] Yeah, I don't know, we'll see what I do for halloween.
[text] Alright, I’m down with that.
[text] Regardless, you should definitely do it as Elsa. Or Jack Frost. Bleach your beard, too.
[text] Okay, okay, I owe you. Deal. [text] Yeah the silver is kinda mellowing out into the bleach, but thanks, maybe I'll try and keep it until next season
[text] :))
[text] But what about Elsa!?!? You’ll have to go back and have them redo the silver for Halloween.