#bi!misha

[cloverhighfive]

the sudden quietness on tumblr after a con weekend feels like

[bloodydeanwinchester]

for everyone’s sake i really hope the “i’m all three” was sincere and not a joke.

[kingdumbass]

Thinking about dean riding larry. Thinking about jensen riding larry. Thinking about jensen and his loose asshole. Thinking about jensen riding misha. Thinking about full circles and self-fulfilling prophecies. Thinking about self-inserts. Thinking about cockles and destiel. Thinking too much.

[cloverhighfive]

Now it's Misha's turn to revel in sexy silence.

[alissamarietart]

some more choice faves from misha’s new “campaign” aka “misha may have honestly just come out via fake presidential campaign + “you are not alone” video combo”:

“identifying and analyzing unexpected bulges (an area of expertise for Collins)”

“Though this positions is admittedly important to him, in interest of full disclosure he really prefers the Eiffel Tower. However, Collins recognizes that the president is a public servant. It's not all about him. Mostly, sure. But not all.” (eiffel tower is a mmf sex position)

“he has already ‘planted his flag’”

“He can totally handle two part time jobs!”

“Misha Collins is an open-minded and flexible candidate...He is clearly a candidate willing to truly support his fellow man.”

“His many spouses say he's always doing his share of the household chores and looking after his hoardes of children” (COUGHcocklesCOUGHjustsayin)