#bi joke

[mouseleygraham]

tiktokers when they had their heart broken by one bisexual: when *sniff*🥺 people say they’re 🥺😭 bi *whimper* b-but they *sniffle* just 😔are lying pieces of 🤧🥺*hiccup* of shit & go back to being het freaks the next day *sob* 😭

[ratinyercrack]

I can simultaneously have a meltdown and be chill as fuck I'm multilayered I play both teams I can do it all

[itsheckinwes]

Should I?

[robynochs]

[Alt-text]: Image of buffalo calf & bull. Calf: "Hey Dad? What does it mean if I like both cows and bulls?" Bull: "...It's OK. I do, too. We're bi, Son." I'm bullish on this joke. Thanks to my friend and former student Angel Vail for sharing this with me.

[synonymsandcinnamon]

this door at my school is bisexual

.... it swing both ways

[the-ghost-of-mr-dolphin]

A concept: instead of having the bisexual character that has a crush on everybody, we get a bisexual character that everyone has a crush ON. Let us win I’m begging you.

[violets-and-books]

Friend: So you're bisexual?

Me: Yup

Friend: Which means you like guys and girls?

Me: Nope. It means I like Guys And Dolls

Friend: *is not a theatre kid*

[williamsmybeloved]

Someone: Nah, im not bi.

Also that person:

(Just a joke based on bisexual stereotypes (peace sign, finger guns, not knowing what to do with hands...), im not saying Robert is bi or anything. This was not made with intention to offend somebody.)