The wind is a stereotypical gay person.
(Ship: LeoSagi)
Leo (talking to Donnie): *Daydreaming about Usagi* You know, sometimes I hear his name in the wind.
Donnie: . . . What-
Donnie: Is the wind talking gay to you now??
Or
Leo (to Donnie, dramatically staring at the sky): *sighs dreamily* Whenever I see the clouds, I swear they form Usagi’s ears.
Donnie: …That’s…that's not how meteorology works-
Leo: *ignoring him* It’s like the universe itself is putting us together.
Donnie: …Leo.
Donnie: Did you just say the weather is your wingman??
Or
Leo (to Donnie, arms outstretched): *dramatic sigh* The wind itself longs to reunite me with Usagi… I can feel it.
Donnie: …That’s an air conditioner, Leo.
Leo: *serious* Then the air conditioner ships us too.
Donnie: …What?– Is ventilation gay for you now??
○End◇
(Sorry, not sorry, the wind is talking gay to me about this idiots./affectionately)















