[ TXT ] : do fish know theyre wet
a few minutes later ...
[ TXT ] : can you bring me mcdonalds
✱ ˚。⋆ ↪ 𝕯IAL TONE ... / @bi0kill
GRACE HAS SLEPT THROUGH the first text, but the second one woke her up. The buzzing of her phone a familiar sound next to her pillow as she groggily opened her eyes, tangled in her sheets. When she read them - she had to pause, furrow her brows and read them again. These were not exactly the kinds of texts she had expected from her colleague at the RPD. But, then again, most of their back and forth was jokes and dumb memes, given they were the youngest ones at their job.
It was a good question… Did fish know they were wet?
She shook her head, figuring that wasn't really all that important - it seemed someone needed food, asap. And only a greasy, hardy meal from the giant yellow arches would suffice. How drunk was he?
[ txt : leon s. kennedy. ] You are a menace to society, Kennedy. [ txt : leon s. kennedy. ] AKA, my sleep schedule. [ txt : leon s. kennedy. ] I'm on my way. What do you want from there? [ txt : leon s. kennedy. ] … [ txt : leon s. kennedy. ] We can discuss if fish know they're wet when I get to your place. I'm curious as to your thoughts!
AKA she wanted to hear what he thought so she could decide if it made sense, or if she had to make fun of him later, when he was sober.

















