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[lipsfromthesouth]

Merry Christmas

Dear DSL,

I think it's totally lame that I had to get you something since I don't even celebrate this stupid holiday but whatever. Hopefully these will keep your lips from cracking when you're giving blowjobs. I'm pretty sure I got enough but your lips are kind of enormous so if you need more that's your fault and you're on your own. Oh, and I made sure to get some flavored ones, so if you get stranded somewhere you could probably eat them or something. You're welcome.

- Puck

[lipsfromthesouth]

MERRY CHRISTMAS → TINA COHEN-CHANG

Merry Christmas, Tina! I hope you have a happy holiday and an awesome new year! I'm seriously sorry about all the tape, I'm not all that great at wrapping gifts. It's the thought that counts though, right? Anyways, I hope you like it. I know you and Quinn like baking so I figured you would. Uh, it might be True Directions approved... but not? I dunno, either way I saw them and figured you'd like them. Again, Merry Christmas! You're totally cool and I still can't thank you enough for teaching me to do knots so I can tie my shoes right.

- Sam Evans