I’m going to share some of my progress with you, my friends. My eyes are super upset with me right now because they protest to all of this dickory (I have super twitchy eyeballs so putting on the eyelashes has been a battle between me and my natural reflexes. I have not been winning). I also got make-up remover in them, so they are extra pissed.
So for those of you who want to look close enough and say that my eyebrows are uneven, my (real) eyebrows aren’t glued down enough, and my eyelashes aren’t exactly where they should be, and the white should be brighter, and my eyeliner looks like it’s been applied by a Parkinson’s patient. Trust me, I fucking know.
But we all gotta start somewhere, and that somewhere is usually in a garbage can rummaging around and hoping to Christ we get lucky. This is my garbage can. Hello.