Satan is the chief evil spirit; the great adversary of humanity; the literal DEVIL; EVIL; and I know what you're going to say and your opinion is dead wrong. Satan is the deceiver of humanity; he deceived your heart. He controls you; do not follow the father of lies; you have chosen your religion foolishly. God will not take it lightly. Keep God in mind, keep Him in mind and you will be eternally free.
Pointless Bible bashing aside, I don't think I've ever seen anyone use that many semicolons at once in my life. That's a bold move.
Also, hail Satan. Your bible bashing means nothing to us.
















