There is no Heterosexual explanation for David and Jonathan
1 Samuel 18: 1
"As soon as he had finished speaking to Saul, the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul."
(https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Samuel%2018%3A1-11&version=ESV)
I'm sorry, soulmates?
2 Samuel 1:26
"I am distressed for you, my brother Jonathan; very pleasant have you been to me; your love to me was extraordinary, surpassing the love of women."
(https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%201%3A26&version=ESV)
That last line there is so definitley straight. I can think of no straighter thing to say.
Which passage is gayer
The soulmates verse (1 Samuel 18:1)
Or the "surpassing the love of women" verse (2 Samuel 1:26)
Both these verses are equally gay
Both these verses are completely and totally straight