#bible-thrower

[ask-sera]

I'm so sorry, my princess. I would've never done this if it wasn't asked of me. Anyway-

*smacks Sera with a bible*

- @i-throw-bibles (yes, Aya is going to try and be romantic lmao)

...Excuse me??

[i-throw-bibles]

Okay then, throw another bible at Sera for not giving Vox his wiki page.

... Okay?

[i-throw-bibles]

I’m (politely) protesting the Lutuals.

Give Vox the wiki article he deserves!

(Don’t take this too seriously)

... What wiki? I literally throw bibles. You want me to throw some or nah?

[i-throw-bibles]

Can you throw a bible at Shamira Aya? To, you know, celebrate her getting her own body?

... Doesn't everyone have their ow- okay... Sure.

[i-throw-bibles-too]

I maybe stole a Grumman F-14 Tomcat.

[i-throw-bibles]

Throw one at Micheal

The archang- yep. Okay. You want me to throw a bible at an Archangel. Fuck yeah.

[i-throw-bibles]

Can you throw a bible at Grace, I dont like her

You got it

[i-throw-bibles]

Which religion's bible is your favorite?

I've never actually read any of these bibles. There's a different bible for every religion? I just throw them without bothering to look which religion they are. As long as I can throw them, I dont care.

(OOC: if anyone of religion takes offense to this, I'm sorry and this is not my intention. Aya is just some silly character who throws thick books and the Bible happens to be one of the thickest books. Im not trying to hate on any religion.)