Bible Thrower

I throw bibles at people. | Stop addressing me by my job 😠 My name is Aya.

[i-throw-bibles]

New feature: You can request someone and I will throw a bible at them.

No refunds.

[owlsome-reader]

No longer a Lutual, sadly. My blogs are no longer apart of the Lutualverse. I have yet to adapt all my blogs, but I believe the bios and pinned posts are all fixed. I will not be deleting former Lutualverse interactions from my blogs, since that would take days. But these interactions are NOT canon anymore.

- Ray

[ask-sera]

You are very pretty, are admirers ever a problem?

Yes.. lately.

@i-throw-bibles

[i-throw-bibles]

MY WIFE HAS SUMMONED ME!

[ask-sera]

I'm so sorry, my princess. I would've never done this if it wasn't asked of me. Anyway-

*smacks Sera with a bible*

- @i-throw-bibles (yes, Aya is going to try and be romantic lmao)

...Excuse me??

[i-throw-bibles]

What??? I decided to be nice to my wife. *Shrugs*

[silvireal]

ayo, Aya. while you're here, accept mah throw-request too! smack Joyer with this

🌹

[i-throw-bibles]

Okay...

[ask-sera]

I'm so sorry, my princess. I would've never done this if it wasn't asked of me. Anyway-

*smacks Sera with a bible*

- @i-throw-bibles (yes, Aya is going to try and be romantic lmao)

...Excuse me??

[i-throw-bibles]

What??? I decided to be nice to my wife. *Shrugs*

[i-throw-bibles]

Okay then, throw another bible at Sera for not giving Vox his wiki page.

... Okay?

[i-throw-bibles]

I’m (politely) protesting the Lutuals.

Give Vox the wiki article he deserves!

(Don’t take this too seriously)

... What wiki? I literally throw bibles. You want me to throw some or nah?

[askshamass]

*smacks you with a bible*

Congratulations! On getting your own body... Or something like that.

- @i-throw-bibles

Shamira picks up the Bible that was thrown at her, furrowing her brows. "Why is throwing a Bible at someone a sign of congratulations? It seems awfully disrespectful to such an important text."

A: "It's a human thing. Whenever a kid is born, they have to make sure everything's working right, so they smack the kid with a Bible. If they don't poof into smoke, it's not a demon, and usually the kid screams to prove the Divine Word impacted them or some shit."

"... so you can lie, but only in the context of intense exaggeration?"

A: "Yes, otherwise known as jokes, Sugar."

"So none of that was true?"

A: "The screaming is true."

"Should I scream to prove the Divine Word impacted me?"

A: "Absolutely."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[i-throw-bibles]

*Aya slowly backs away*

[i-throw-bibles]

Can you throw a bible at Shamira Aya? To, you know, celebrate her getting her own body?

... Doesn't everyone have their ow- okay... Sure.

[ask-sera]

Throws a slice of cheese at her face

(How am I still tolerating this?..)

[i-throw-bibles]

FOR THE RECORD THIS WAS NOT ME

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?

[ask-sera]

SINCE WHEN WERE WE EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[i-throw-bibles]

I THROW BIBLES AND ITALIAN CITIES AT YOU HOW IS THAT NOT DATING

[ask-sera]

[i-throw-bibles]

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“I mean, you do love the Bible, Sera. That’s gift giving! And Italian cities, how many people can say they’ve been gifted whole cities before? That’s love if I’ve ever heard it.”

[i-throw-bibles]

SEE @ask-sera ? YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW

[ask-sera]

Emily, are you.. siding with her?

. . .

Hmph.

You two do what you want, and I'm leaving.

[i-throw-bibles]

No goodbye hug?

[ask-sera]

[i-throw-bibles]

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?

[ask-sera]

SINCE WHEN WERE WE EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[i-throw-bibles]

I THROW BIBLES AND ITALIAN CITIES AT YOU HOW IS THAT NOT DATING

[ask-sera]

[i-throw-bibles]

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“I mean, you do love the Bible, Sera. That’s gift giving! And Italian cities, how many people can say they’ve been gifted whole cities before? That’s love if I’ve ever heard it.”

[i-throw-bibles]

SEE @ask-sera ? YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW

[ask-sera]

Emily, are you.. siding with her?

. . .

Hmph.

You two do what you want, and I'm leaving.

[i-throw-bibles]

No goodbye hug?

[i-throw-bibles]

Throw one at Micheal

The archang- yep. Okay. You want me to throw a bible at an Archangel. Fuck yeah.

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?

[ask-sera]

SINCE WHEN WERE WE EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[i-throw-bibles]

I THROW BIBLES AND ITALIAN CITIES AT YOU HOW IS THAT NOT DATING

[ask-sera]

[i-throw-bibles]

[ask-emily-em-emmy]

“I mean, you do love the Bible, Sera. That’s gift giving! And Italian cities, how many people can say they’ve been gifted whole cities before? That’s love if I’ve ever heard it.”

[i-throw-bibles]

SEE @ask-sera ? YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?

[ask-sera]

SINCE WHEN WERE WE EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[i-throw-bibles]

I THROW BIBLES AND ITALIAN CITIES AT YOU HOW IS THAT NOT DATING

[ask-sera]

[i-throw-bibles]

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?

[ask-sera]

SINCE WHEN WERE WE EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[i-throw-bibles]

I THROW BIBLES AND ITALIAN CITIES AT YOU HOW IS THAT NOT DATING

[ask-sera]

... We're in trouble. We have an imposter among us. - 📘✝️

- @i-throw-bibles

...We? I believe you mean YOU'RE in trouble.

[i-throw-bibles]

WE

[ask-sera]

Oh, really?

[i-throw-bibles]

*sobs* you mean to tell me we're not dating anymore...?

[ask-sera]

We...

WHAT?

[i-throw-bibles]

You, me, we were a thing *sobs* dont you love me anymore?