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twas a week or two before christmas when all through the house, every creature was stirring, ESPECIALLY MY FUCKING CATS OH MY GOD SHUT UP ASSHOLES.

did you just run into a wall? WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO IT?

The Elevator here is making big scarey noises, and I'm on the 3rd floor of the building.

And a woman just got on the elevator,

and as the door was closing,

I looked up at her

and my eyes got really big.

And her's did too.

And she opened her mouth to say something

....

And the door closed

-a few seconds later-

Loud noises from the elevator.

...

That poor woman probably pissed herself.

#big noises