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Haven’t used this blog in over a year..
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Could you tell that burglar shooting incident? That sounds downright fascinating
Alright so Josh hates this story because he says he will be eternally disappointed in me because he thinks I should have killed the guy.
Alright so it was like a Tuesday night I was home with this guy Brad was high as balls in his room, Kyle was studying, Paul was out on a date and Eric and Josh were out running errands. Brad has his lights off because he’s got this moving LED night light thing and he’s laying on the floor just watching it shift around. Kyle has his shades drawn so you can’t tell his room has lights on, and I have my lights off because of reasons. So from outside, it looks like nobody’s home.
So this guy had come to a couple of our house parties. I found him once trying to get into Josh’s room but I like to try to see the best in people so I just kind of assumed he was lost and brushed it off. In retrospect, for his safety I probably should have started something about it because then he wouldn’t have tried breaking in, but whatever he made the decisions he dealt with the consequences.
The consequences here being an arrow in the ass.
So anyways he thought there wasn’t anyone home so he figured that would be the perfect time to break in. So I’m in my room with this guy and I hear a window break down the hall, and basically immediately Kyle sends me a text saying he hears someone in the hall. I text him back asking him what he has, and he tells me he has a bat and a switchblade, which makes me disappointed in him for not having better weapons, and then question myself because I expect my roommates to be heavily armed.
So I go into my closet and I grab my quiver and my bow and I text him that I’ll meet him at his door.
So important information: I’m really good with a bow because I used to bow hunt constantly. Every year, I would go to Pennsylvania to visit my cousins, and every year while I was there, I would go out in the woods with my cousin and his neighbors and we would hunt. We would spend a week out in the woods, and everyone would hunt for their own food. I started going with them before they thought I was old enough to safely use a gun, so instead they always made me use a bow, and you get really good at bow hunting when missing means going hungry for the night.
The bow I owned then was a present from these guys, a custom made carbon fiber recurve with a steel core piece and a +gauge bowstring. The carbon fiber kept it light, which allowed for a small steel core to increase flex resistance. The +gauge string, which increased flex resistance even more, which meant that if I got to a full draw on my bow I was firing arrows at insane speeds.
So back to the apartment, I’m creeping down the hall and Kyle is waiting in the door of his room and he indicates that whoever is in our house is in the spare room where we keep our band shit. So we creep down the hall and I take a stance and I draw back fully and Kyle grabs the handle and throws the door open.
So I see this guy and I don’t recognize him so my brain’s like “yup, you should shoot him” so I stop my breathing to make sure I hit him and in that half second I realize two very important things.
I’m fully drawn back
I’m aimed at the back of his head
So if I let go I’m going to fucking kill this guy and I’m pretty sure that it’s not worth it so I try to loosen my draw which is really fucking hard and I’m bringing the bow down so I don’t kill him and I think I was trying to shoot him in the leg but here’s the thing: the combination of trying to loosen my draw, aiming somewhere else, and the realization that I was a twitch away from murdering a dude made me uncomfortable and when I’m uncomfortable I make weird noises.
So this guy is rummaging through a box of cables when he hears what sounds like someone shitting themselves behind him, so he starts to turn. But him turning triggers me to release the arrow and I realize a tiny bit too late where I was pointing.
The next part literally felt like slow motion to me I watch the arrow launch off of my bow and I watch it sail gracefully through the air and I watch this guy blissfully unaware of what’s about to happen to him and I see just shock and surprise on his face as my arrow hits him directly in the center of the ass.
So obviously there’s now screaming and bleeding and bad times and the guy I was with comes out of my room and he’s like “what’s going on” and I’m like “I just shot a dude in the ass” and he’s like “hey you were going to shoot me in the ass” and I’m like “no I literally shot a dude in the ass call an ambulance” so he calls an ambulance and they show up and take him to the hospital and my arrow went through his anus and punctured his intestines and tore his scrotum open dude got fucked up. So for the rest of the year the other guys thought it was hilarious like I literally shot him in the butthole yeah they never let that one go.
I just realized I never got my arrow back.
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first selfie of 2015. Looking awesome as hell.
although overly sharpened and a smidge out of focus.
Pick a number I guess…
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
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game of throne ruined my life let me tell you why.
I work with food.. which means I'm constantly sticking my hands in ovens, on a grill.. I burn myself like three times a week.. on a good week.
And do you know what I say every time someone's like "didn't that hurt?"
I say fire cannot kill a dragon.
GOD DAMMIT GAME OF THRONES.
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
2015: the year of the incurable exhaustion.
except for one 13 hour day at work I literally haven't stayed awake for more than 6 hours a a time since the last time I have memories of the new years eve party.
things said in majority of movies:
"I TRUSTED YOU!!"
"she’s not just some girl!"
"I should have told you this a long time ago."
"I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
"but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!” “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Thats an entire movie right there
Actually I'm pretty sure you just summed up the little mermaid..
what girls want in a guy:
blonde
british
killer cheekbones
sarcastic as fuck
wears a long leather jacket and writes poetry
bursts into flames in the sunlight
plays poker with kittens and watches soap operas
is a vampire
spike
girls want spike
メリークリトリス~!!
Merry Christmas to everyone!
Christmas bells are ringing. Christmas bells are ringing. Christmas bells are ringing. Somewhere else. Not here.
Potter has done too much for me for me to ever want to shit all over it. I’m never going to say: ‘Don’t ask me questions about that’. I remember reading an interview with Robert Smith from The Cure. Somebody said to him: ‘Why do you still wear all that makeup, don’t you feel a bit past it?’ And he said: ‘There are still 14-year-olds coming to see The Cure for the first time, dressed like that. I’d never want to make them feel silly.’ It’s a similar thing with Potter. People are still discovering those books and films. It would be awful for them to find out the people involved had turned their backs on it. Though sometimes, people do come up and say ‘I loved you in The Woman in Black,’ which is really sweet. That’s them knowing that it matters to me that I’ve done other stuff.
Daniel Radcliffe for London Magazine (x)
#honestly we don’t even deserve daniel radcliffe #humankind has done nothing to deserve him and yet we have him
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HARRY POTTER AND THE FUCKING SICK BURNS OH MY GOD
This Christmas let’s remember this fact…
I’m not even Christian and I still feel compelled to reblog geographically ethnically accurate Jesus