You’ve been ask what would Lane do if he swap bodies with MC so what would BB do in this sit 👹😏
interesting, interesting...😏
BB would immediately feel that something was wrong, so the first thing hed do after waking up would be checking himself for injuries, looking at his hands etc...
hed realize pretty quickly that this isnt his body and would probably just mutter:
"…Female."
standing in front of the mirror, hed be deeply uncomfortable. xD i think hed carefully examine everything on MCs body, not out of curiosity tho but because hes trying to understand whats happened.
hed immediately assume that MC has his body so instead of calling her or panicking, hed go straight to his apartment.
then hed see MC... inside his body.😧
WERNER's BODY?!
at first, MC probably wouldnt know how to handle such a big guy, so BB would instinctively "check himself" and end up saying things like:
"you are damaging my spine with this posture."
but i also think that the first time hed see his own face from the outside, itd hit him why people seem so hesitant to approach him.
not in a self-pitying way tho but just as a simple "BB observation."
the biggest difference from Lane is that BB would never exploit the situation. he wouldnt admire MCs body or flirt with people.
(although guys would definitely flirt with him. xD theyd be like: "youre cute" and Werner would probably just reply "thank you" before walking away. XD itd probably be the only day of his life hed get that much attention.)
overall, he would go through the entire experience almost as if he were still inside a man's body.
his habits, posture, speech and instincts would stay exactly the same because in his mind its like:
"i am Werner. this body does not belong to me. therefore, it is my responsibility to return it undamaged."
and when he finally wakes up from that bizarre dream, hed just feel incredibly relieved. he wouldnt tell anyone about it tho.😏☝️💖
Hiiiiiii I was wondering if you think there is any traits that MC could have that would make Lane and BB not be attracted to her, both physically and emotionally.
Also I know it was mentioned that BB likes more feminine women but what is MC was like super jacked lollll. What do you think his reaction would be?
Honestly, I don't know.
Considering BB is always talking about "adapting" I think once he likes you and has already decided you're his partner, even if it's only in his own head, he's never letting you go. 😭 Even if you somehow checked every single box that you think would give him the ick, I don't think it'd matter much to him.
But let's assume there are traits he doesn't like.
I think he'd struggle with someone who argues just for the sake of arguing. Like, someone who constantly talks back in a really aggressive way instead of actually trying to explain their perspective or help him understand where they're coming from. Basically, people who create conflict out of nothing and keep doing it over and over.
I also don't think BB would be into mind games. He'd much rather people be honest, upfront and transparent with him. So if you're expecting him to constantly read between the lines, or you're seriously playing hard to get instead of just teasing or flirting, he'd literally be like 🧍
It'd probably hurt his brain a little. Sometimes he'd genuinely wonder if all of that was necessary or if you're just trying to torture him.
Being really close with male coworkers or male friends while you're already in a relationship would probably bother him too.
Like... what are we? 😭 Why are you acting like that when you've got him all to yourself? 🥺
(Let him go kill those men real quick.) /j
But seriously, I don't think he'd like you being too friendly with any male species, even if it's completely platonic. He's very much an "exclusive" kind of person.
Exclusive. Exclusive.
He's yours, and you're his too. 🥺 Please don't ever be closer to anyone than you are to him.
As for being super jacked, I feel like Lane would probably joke about it. Something like "Oh, you're trying to be cool and funny like men now?" 😭
(let not forget he's into face slapping so slap him Queen)
Like I've mentioned before, I think Lane actually needs someone willing to confront his behavior and attitude. So if he met someone who always dropped difficult conversations or just walked away instead of talking things through, it'd hurt him way more than he'd admit.
He'd probably act all unbothered like "Wow, okay. If you don't want to talk to me or even look at my face, that's fine."
Walking away or ignoring him would probably make him feel like you've already decided he's a lost cause. Like you don't think he's worth understanding or helping anymore. That'd probably bring back a lot of insecurities he thought he'd buried.
So I think people who avoid confrontation completely, or only confront people when it's convenient, might actually be the type he'd avoid. There's a high chance he'd end up getting hurt by that kind of attitude.
I don't think he'd handle the silent treatment very well either.
Another trait he probably wouldn't like is being a party pooper.
It's not about whether you can take a joke or whether you're a serious person. It's more about being unnecessarily pessimistic or taking harmless things way more seriously than they need to be.
For example, someone who hates kids in a genuinely negative way or constantly villainizes teenagers instead of trying to understand why they're so rough around the edges.
Yeah, I don't think Lane would really vibe with that.
I like to think one of the reasons he's actually good with kids is because he understands their mindset more than he realizes. They probably remind him of himself when he was younger. Instead of immediately labeling them as "difficult" he'd try to put himself in their shoes and figure out why they're acting that way.
So if someone's constantly judging kids for just... being kids or having fun, I don't think he'd enjoy being around that person very much.
As for physical appearance, honestly... I have no idea.
I don't think it's really about appearance itself. I think it's more about the stereotypes attached to certain things that influence how they see them.
For example, I feel like BB wouldn't want you wearing something too revealing. Not because he dislikes it or thinks you should cover yourself up.
It's more because he knows other men are going to stare and apparently can't keep their eyes to themselves.
If you wanted to wear whatever you wanted though, he'd absolutely fight those men instead XD
But deep down he'd probably still wish those kinds of outfits were something only he got to see 🥺🥺🥺
As for Lane...
Honestly, that man is such a whore. Or at least he tries really hard to make himself seem like one.
I genuinely don't know what he'd find physically unattractive.
He keeps talking about "ugly chicks" but like... what even counts as ugly to him? I have no idea where his standards actually are.
I don't think he's ever sat down and made a list of physical traits he dislikes. If he does have any, we'd probably only find out completely at random.
One thing I do think might throw him off is if someone looked a little too much like his mom or his sister.
That'd probably be a landmine for him because seeing someone who resembles them might trigger some emotional war flashbacks. He'd probably end up feeling awkward around them more than anything.
Age would matter too.
Not even in an illegal sense. Like, if he's around 28 to 30, I don't think he'd want a 19 or 20 year old approaching him romantically. The difference in maturity and life experience would probably make him uncomfortable.
And please don't flirt with him if you're under 18.
Not only would he think it's really weird, he'd probably assume people only lust after him because they think he's "that kind" of guy. Like some predator who'd go after younger people.
I think he'd actually be kind of offended by that 🤔
I think that's everything I've got for now.
I also think BB is the kind of person who genuinely can't stand people who prey on those who are weaker than them. We already know he draws the line at hurting animals, and I think that extends to anyone who abuses their strength or position just because they can (like his father for example). He'd despise people who think having the upper hand gives them the right to intimidate, exploit or mistreat someone who can't fight back.
BB isn't against being dominant or standing his ground. He'll absolutely do both when the situation calls for it. The difference is he doesn't use his strength to make weaker people fear him or to take advantage of them. For him, strength is something you use to protect, not to oppress.
That's also why I think he'd want a partner who shares that mindset. Someone who treats people with respect regardless of status, doesn't look down on others, and would never bully someone just because they're an easy target. I can't see him respecting anyone who gets a kick out of picking on people who can't defend themselves.
Honestly, he seems like the type who'd stop and give a group of teenage bullies an earful if he saw them harassing someone. He'd probably scare them just by showing up, then make it very clear that throwing your weight around doesn't make you tough 🤔
Do you think things would've been different if Lane met MC before his ex? Do you think his views on women would've been different if he and MC had a long term sweet relationship during his little bit more innocent phase or do you think it wouldn't work out?
Tbh, I think that depends on a lot of different factors.
The first one is how you view MC.
Lane did say that if he and MC had met in high school, she probably wouldn't have looked his way or given him the time of day. He basically described himself as a loser. He was failing classes, his teachers hated his guts, he seemed to have his own loser circle of friends, and he got into fights.
So I imagine there was a lot of drama and constant squabbling around him. If MC wasn't the type of person who wanted to get dragged into drama, then she'd probably avoid Lane, his friends, and anyone associated with him, whether they were on good or bad terms.
And with the recent confirmation about the dare Lane made, I imagine he was even more... difficult back then than he is now. His antics were probably harder to tolerate, more obnoxious, and more annoying. I think that's partly why he sees himself as someone who's difficult to love and why he's so insecure and full of self doubt.
I'd say even if he met MC back then, she would've been a teenager too. She might not have known what to do to help him or even tried to understand him if they only knew each other as classmates. Without knowing anything about his family situation and only seeing him through rumors or the stupid image he put on the surface, it's probably just like Lane said. She wouldn't have wanted to associate with someone like him.
BUT...
I do think there's a chance they could've become friends. Maybe not extremely close friends, but close enough for Lane to feel like life wasn't completely unbearable. That's all.
She could've been friends with Amy too.
If MC was someone who was emotionally aware or had high emotional intelligence from a young age, then maybe she'd notice certain patterns in Lane's behavior. If she approached him and they became friends, I think it could've prevented a lot of things from happening in his life, or at least changed the direction of his development.
For example, if he got kicked out of the house and never graduated, I like to think that if he'd met MC instead of Bianca, he probably would've still tried to graduate. Maybe they'd even learn how to drive together and take their driving tests together :))
So in that sense, I think they'd grow alongside each other through their friendship. It wouldn't necessarily have to become romantic.
Now, if you imagine MC as the kind of girl everybody likes because she's kind and understanding, then yes, I do think Lane would probably fall for her.
But I think that's more of a universal thing.
Even with everything he told us about Bianca, I still don't know whether he pierced his eyebrow because he wanted her to finally look his way, or if it happened after she'd already started approaching him and then he kept doing even crazier things because he wanted to look cool and impress her.
If it's the first one, then I think Lane having a crush on an MC with that kind of personality is pretty understandable. She's the type of person everybody likes, but people don't approach her because they assume she has better things to do than waste her time on them.
If it's the second one, then I can definitely see Lane falling for MC in a much more serious sense.
He emphasized that he had no idea what he was doing back then, but he genuinely believed he was in love because he didn't actually know what love was at the time.
So if his type isn't specifically Bianca's physical appearance, then I think he'd probably shoot his shot with MC. And if they actually dated, I could see them having a much healthier teenage love story. At the very least, it'd probably be a lot less messy than what happened with Bianca.
That said, I personally like thinking of MC as a more flawed person.
She's only human, and she's a teenager too.
If her own family is dysfunctional, then I imagine she'd already have enough going on in her own life and be struggling herself. It's hard for me to imagine someone who's deeply caught in their own downward spiral being able to notice someone else's pain that easily when they're just as hurt and devastated.
If she did notice him because she thought "This boy has the same wound as me" then I think their lives would've needed to collide much more deeply than them just being classmates.
For example, maybe a teacher randomly assigns them to be project partners, and one of them has to visit the other's house to work on the project.
That kind of bonding time gives them the chance to see each other's home life up close.
Maybe they'd realize just how dysfunctional each other's families are, understand each other much faster, and become friends on a much deeper level.
- he ugly cried when MC secretly learned how to say i love you in norwegian and surprised him
- BB sleeps hugging a pillow or his blanket like he’d hug MC and dreams about her all the time
- BB has a small vial of MC’s perfume and sniffs the bottle when alone
- he loves the smell of flowers but can’t care for flowers 😔 (he loves lilies idk why)
- he loves rock ballad type of music but can’t remember the titles or anything
- the only way to get him talk too much is asking him about motorcycles and talking about motogp that guy’s a nerd deep down
- he often writes poems on his free time and that’s how he copes with the ptsd that came with military service. it’s mostly melancholic stuff ❤️🩹
RB headcanons
- that guy LOVES his music loud he probably listens to stuff like mötley crüe - kickstart my heart
- he’s the type of biker you’d see online always speeding and getting zoomies
- he TALKS a lot. that guy literally never shuts up but it’s more of a fun way and not like Lane way yk
- he’s too confident sometimes in a stupid type of confident that he’s always in trouble but he tends to get shy around his crush
- he sometimes yells. it’s kind of a habit that helps him regulate his energy. you’d hear him AAAAAAAWEHHH YEAAAAAAA out of pocket it’s annoying
- he sometimes meets up with BB and watch vikings with him and points when floki comes on the screen and say “look it’s you!” (ik the show came up in 2013)
Lane headcanons
- dude eats chips after he jorked it but HE DIDN’T WASH HIS HANDS 🤢
- he doesn’t wash his towels because he thinks they don’t get dirty
- he accidently scratches his nipple piercing while he was scratching his chest almost everytime and slightly cries out bc it hurts like hell 😭
- he tried to cook for MC once but it burned down bc he was playing cod and forgot to check
bonus; this is how BB and MC would sleep together ♥️ (i just wanted to post my cats idc)
