#bigbadwilson

[zdeno]

Inquiring minds would like to know when we can expect promised pictures of The Ovechkin tattoo!

(damn how do you people remember this shit) I added another requirement for me to get it:

willy must become a bruin

or, at this point, just sign with a completely other team than the leafs?

[thesoullessautomaton]

*eyes mechanical deerclops from afar* ...

[curiousitykilledthelady-blog]

"Little Thing"

"Your hair’s still pointy! How did it get like that?"

[thesoullessautomaton]

" You own a trash pokemon because you're a trash trainer, robot!"

" Wait, why are you picking up-"

" Oh gosh!"

" H-hey! I was only kidding! Don't throw your rock pokemon at me! "

[ask-a-wee-webber-blog]

I see you there, you dusty little bugger. I'd wager you need a bath to get all that useless fuzz off of you.

Keep your baths to yourself…!

[flint-and-kindling-blog]

✐

➒ a letter meant to be read only once my character is dead

Asshole Wilson,I don't know why you wanted my lighter so badly, but if I happen to permanently die in this hellhole of an island you might as well have it. Not until I die though. And if someone else wants it they get it first.☠, Willow

[thesoullessautomaton]

big-bad-wilson replied to your post:*mun laughter in the distance* }}

[[ (B <33333333 ]]

u3u *chu* <3 }}

[silent-survivor]

Alright mime, you listen here. You're going to make me a balloon shaped crown right now. Because I deserve a treat for not beating up on you.

Wes stared at Wilson for a moment, scowling. The nerve! Still, maybe he had a point -- like rewarding an animal for good behavior! He didn't necessarily think the scientist deserved a crown, but if he really wanted one...

The mime pulled three balloons from his pocket, inflating each one. And taking his sweet time doing so. Then he tied them together, creating a makeshift crown. He leaned over, placing it atop the other's head.