IM GOING TO FREEEKING EXPLODE
I WOULD KILL TO BE HIGH-FIVED BY FREE
IM GOING TO COMBUST-
LOOK AT HIM-
OH MY GOD-
I CANT
OH MY GOD LUI-
HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY
I AM GOING TO EAT IT
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IM GOING TO FREEEKING EXPLODE
I WOULD KILL TO BE HIGH-FIVED BY FREE
IM GOING TO COMBUST-
LOOK AT HIM-
OH MY GOD-
I CANT
OH MY GOD LUI-
HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY
I AM GOING TO EAT IT
I just posted the first round of my Biggest Simp tournament over on Mastodon! These are the match-ups:
I'm especially wondering if Fox Mulder will defeat Shen Qingqiu...
There's also a huge Izzy Hands fanbase over there, and I'm told Fanon Calico Jack is a simp for him. I'm wondering if he'll defeat Viktor.
And there's some meta going on! There's someone with the opinion that Gomez Addams is not the simp of all time, because Morticia returns his devotion, and he loses simp points for that. Opinions?
(If you'd like to join in and vote over there, I have some helpful instructions for joining fandom Mastodon in my pinned post! I don't want to clog this post up.)
Edit: I forgot I had to say this - I've been on Mastodon too long. Please refrain from bashing characters or otherwise being rude in the notes. :(
@mobscene-awards reaction: biggest simp
"Have you seen Lara? I too am but a humble simp for the bitch. --- Least he's getting it in. or.." she paused, brows furrowing as she looked to both Henry and Lara, "He better be... god if you're simping that hard and not..-- nope... nope. Go on, daddy simp, take what's yours!"
@henrygarcia
Geralt during Sword of Destiny
“I … There is no one I want more; there is nothing I want more than to be overwhelmed by you.” listen i want to SCREAM
imagine Sebastian looking at you like THIS ON UR WEDDING DAY
WHY. IS. HE. SO. CUTE. IT. RUDE.
ANSKFLSKDJJEK
I had another beyblade dream last night and i wrote a tumblr post but then it didnt save and ended up getting deleted-
ANYWAYS-
I dont remember the whole dream but I remember the most important, most wholesome part that is now my favorite dream ever
BC Sol is having a meeting and stuff and people are cracking jokes and i forgot context but Free asks “what am I?”
Kris responds with “gay.”
Free immediately asks “i’m gay?”
And everyone starts laughing
Free being autistic has no idea whats going on but laughs anyways because he’s masking
Then he gets the joke and his real laugh shines through
I dont believe in god(except hatsune miku) but his laugh was literally heavenly-
Its like that soft “hahaha” instead of a normal “hnfhnfhnf” laugh
His fairly low voice going “hahahaheh”
And he has the softest and sweetest smile on his face
THIS FACE
HE MAKES THIS FACE
And lets out THE MOST ADORABLE FREAKING LAUGH EVER
I WOULD KILL TO PROTECT THAT SMILE
I WOULD FIGHT THE SUN FOR HIM
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HIS LAUGH WAS SO CUTE THO
i wish we couldve seen his soft side more in the anime-
is writing his soft side in fanfiction instead
Ok but anyways, after he finishes laughing he says
“That’s funny. I like that.”
MY SHAYLA
MY HEART MELTED WHEN I WITNESSED IT IN MY DREAM
I AM CRYING TEARS OF PRECIOUS SIMPINGNESS
I SIMP HIM SO FREAKING MUCH
LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS HE IS
THE MOST BELOVED BLORBO IN THE WORLD
YOUR HONOR, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
give me biggest simp of the year award
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-
I JUST FOUND THAT 6 YEARS AGO THERE WAS A BEYBLADE BURST EVOLUTION MUSICAL
A FREAKING BEYBLADE BURST MUSICAL-
IN KOREA
THE ONLY REFERENCES I HAVE OF IT ARE A RANDOM PERSON RECORDJNG THE BOWS AND TWO PICTURES ON TWITTER
GUYS
GUYS-
I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING WHEN FREE WAS IN THE AUDIENCE GIVING OUT HIGH FIVES
I WOULD SHIT MYSELF IF I GOT A HIGH FIGVE FROM FREE
I WOULD NEVER WASH THAT HAND AGAIN
I WOULD CHOP MY HAND OFF AND PUT IT ON DISPLAY WITH THE CAPTION: high fived by a random person in a free costume
OH MY GOD
But also
KRIS WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
IM ASIMP FOR KRISSSS
AND FRREEEEEEE AJSJDKLALFLKI
I LOVE THEM
I CANT TAKE IT-
im dead
someone put free de la hoya pictures on my grave or smth