#biggreenmememachine

[biggreenmememachine]

@memecaptainsteverogers

Why are we so cute but so angry

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Have you ever eaten bugs?

Um yeah, lots of times. @biggreenmememachine is a fan of ‘em - he buys all kinds of stuff online, and always has chapulines in his lab, and while they aren’t my favorite snack, they aren’t bad. 

I prefer to take the legs off ‘em before eating them, because they tend to get stuck in my teeth and I’m not into that.

[biggreenmememachine]

For the last time

YES the Hulk was wearing green, he literally IS green and was very upset by all the pinches the other day

[biggreenmememachine]

About once daily

I am faced with a moral conundrum.

Shall I better myself, the world, hell maybe even the universe? Every day I am asked one question, and how shall I answer?

Are you still there?

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Yes Netflix, I am still here.

[biggreenmememachine]

If you ever have a death wish but want to at least make it entertaining, hide all the coffee in the Avengers Tower.

They will find you, and they will kill you.

With superhuman abilities.

[biggreenmememachine]

I must admit I was concerned about a neurological disorder the first time I heard someone say "yeet"

[biggreenmememachine]

We invented supersoldiers

More specifically, a supersoldier.

And still nothing to ease my stomach after increased coffee consumption

[biggreenmememachine]

People say they are cranky without their morning coffee

I take it to a whole new level