Maple

Ornery Little Catbird

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how i look when i’m at my job where i move sticks and logs all day

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me now that they gave me a saw :))

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i know! i’ll get a tattoo of my air humidifier with a heart around it

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for each coworker i am constantly adding to a file named “neurodivergencies” and a file named “gender”

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and maybe it’s problematic but i tend to assume most of them are straight, but a couple of them i have little files on sexuality too. And there’s the guy i assumed to be fully gay until he mentioned his wife and now maybe he’s straight but metrosexual vibes

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this is also fueled by my total inability to directly ask women friends about their sexuality

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for each coworker i am constantly adding to a file named “neurodivergencies” and a file named “gender”

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and maybe it’s problematic but i tend to assume most of them are straight, but a couple of them i have little files on sexuality too. And there’s the guy i assumed to be fully gay until he mentioned his wife and now maybe he’s straight but metrosexual vibes

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lately at work ive been the pass-around passenger princess

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i could become a Molly at any moment. dont test me!

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gender non-performing

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dissociation princess

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fuck you and the sauce you got lost in on

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if you’re strapping a dollgirl right you should hear her seams popping

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still kinda wild that i got pulled over with way expired car registration that i should’ve transferred to my current state over a year prior, and the cop gave me helpful advice for what i need to do for the registration and sent me free to go and didn’t even sir me the whole interaction.

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this is maple’s bfgf who works in energy policy with a correction to the previous nuclear reblog on this account

aerosolized nuclear waste would not be less radioactive than a coal plant! did they mean nuclear wastewater? thats not the same! the scientific american article that i assume the author is referencing and it just says a normally functioning nuclear powerplant is less radioactive than a coal plant. the whole problem with nuclear is when it doesn’t function normally!

i am not anti nuclear, but downplaying the risks is not smart! trump is destroying the independence of the nuclear regulatory commission and they’re letting experimental “advanced nuclear” be built with less safety precautions despite us not having experience with how they are run and no evidence they’re safe enough to get rid of a protective shell! give me a highly regulated old fashioned nuclear plant and build a permanent underground geological repository in massachusetts and i wont stand in front of any bulldozers. i promise! just give the town that hosts it a free waterpark or something.

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I am making the incredible 1, 。。0_0 。。 light year journey to twinbraids glasses world

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baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

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all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

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re: peanuts liveblog are you reading all of it from the beginning??? like, all 50 years??

yeah lmao. we got infected by Transfem Charlie Brown brainworms and now it's terminal lol

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incredible innovations on the beverage front