I HAVE SO MANY WORDS AND I CAN NOT HOLD ONTO THEM ANY LONGER(I rbed this twice so look into those for more)
ok I think ill be doing two posts one for cc apreciation and one fore lore-this is lore bitches!
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WHERE DO I START?!!?!?!!? IT'S SO FUCKING INTERTWINED AND I LOVE EVERY BIT OF IT
THE EGG THE TALES FROM THE SMP KARL JACOBS AND JUST ALL OF THAT- RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOT
dive motherfucker dive
WE WERE RIGHT IN SO MANY REGARDS!!!! though some of the creatorrs might have just seen some of our theories and said "we can make that cannon" and then they did, BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT SO MUCH WAS-UH-RIGHT! I'm still thinking that the red eyed whatever the fuck wars is attached to the egg somehow, and with how it acted and worked in the masquerade it sounds like something the egg would be able to do. ie create a war to feed itself. it could be conected to so much of the violence on the server, along with dream. hes a solid input when it comes to violence on the server. his worshiper at mizu killed anyone that edventures too close, he's been in nearly all the wars in recent history, his main thing is pvp, he can goat someone else onto doing vilence with him.
the egg grows, not quick, but people have been saying it's more of a plant, so take that as you will. because it is, it's like-what's a good natural comparasin? OH MY GOD THOSE FUNGI FROM GAME THEORY'S FEAR TOAD EP FROM ALMOST 6 YEARS AGO!!!! it would take to long to explain, go watch it. it's not exactly the samebut-*watches entire video again just to make sure*-.......
OK SO THE 'FEAR TOAD' VIDEO FROM GAME THEORY IS ACCTUALLY PRETTY CLOSE TO WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE EGG! NO BIG DEAL, JUST FUCKING GROSS SHROOMS GROWING OUT OF YOU AND TAKING OVER YOUR BODY WHILE BEING IN CONTACT WITH 99% OF THE PLANT POPULATION-YEAH THAT'S NOT TOO BAD
*GASP* oh FUCK-WHAT IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE EGG!?!???!
(this is the me talking to my ADD, can you please chill so I can finish this????)
Anyway, not going to think about that haunting thought.
so, the egg. the egg and violence. it speaks to people, tells them it can give them anything they desire. there's a great post about how the egg doesn't effect those surrounded by love, or just in contact with any kind of love. i know, cleche, and tooth rotting fluff, but it's good shit. the egg gains trust by being seemingly unviolent and just asking for food, in terms of badboyhalo, and then something may go wrong in the life of their main handler, ie skeppy sacraficing himself to 'snap' his friends out of it. which did not work. we can only assume the first encaounter went and how the egg got billioum(how the fuck do we spell that??)to take care of it and feed it full on people. from the sounds of it, he was already rich when he found it, so it didn't have whispers of succes in forms of gold blocks in his ears. we can only guess with contex clues and lines techno said throughout the stream. SPEAKING OF TECH
Technoblade. the pvp legend, the undying, he never dies, and He Has Violent Voices In His Head-do you see where this is going. Technomate, another near constant presents of violence on the server ever since he's joined. "the voices demand blood" "the egg demands poor people" it might just be because he's already so used to saying the blood god line, but let me overanilise in peace(I looked at the begining of the stream for billioum?'s pronounciation and noticed the carpet being red and the chandelier being soulsand-I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT THAT!!!)something people keep mentioning when it comes to the tales from the smp is how technoblade was mentioned and promently known as an orphan killer in the town that went mad. which was set Years in the past, hundreds of years. making the theory that tech is the/a blood god. well i bring you this. techno didn't change much to his skin, well, he did, but i'm trying to get at that under thar mask, he still has thesame face(better throw those old tech theories out because im about to fuck them up big time). billium could be techno, we don't have much of a techno backstory-WE DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A RANBOO ONE EITHER AND MY BRAIN JUST HAD ANOTHER THOUGHT THAT NEEDS TO WAIT HOLD ON ADD-it could be that techno fund the egg-don't ask me how he rich, he just is i guess-he found the egg and that's when the voices staarted. the egg was the first voice, but being immortal or whateverthefuck, he gained Somthing else, chat. im not sure exactly how why or when, but they know things techno doesnt, their omnicient. something could have happened that he got seperated from the egg and the egg influence went away but chat stayed and he's become a different person now-could be a reason for hating gov. it being a reason to see certain people as less than others. I am seriously thinking about bellium and techno being the same people, like this fits in a great twisted way-I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO KARL YET FUCK-also if you guys still diss these people's acting after this i will hit you with a planet
KARL JACOBS!!!!! truly a legend, like, holy shit, dedication to a craft and just all around amazing. but that's a post for future me. this man truly saw someone make timetravel karl fanart and said "that's cannon now" and full on Marothoned with that, this man did not run nor sprint,
