#billtoye

[littledozerdraws]

𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚢𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔. 𝙴𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙶𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚎.

[panevanbuckley]

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[discolipton]

hi i’m back. do y’all have any band of brothers ship drabble requests? it wouldn’t be anything super long, but i’d love something that i could give an actual plot, even if it’s not a big fic. so just no vague prompts i guess. aus and shit okay! thank you.

[satanstruemistress]

BoB Headcanob that nobody calls their bf “Babe” bc of Heffron so they all end up with ridiculous nicknames.

[lookashiny]

"You got a death wish?" - billtoye

Joe was wheeling his wheelchair down an otherwise deserted hallway when he found Bill, hopping along, one arm braced against the wall. He had left his wheelchair behind, far enough that he couldn’t get to it easily.

“You got a death wish, Bill?” Joe asked. “The hell are you doing?”

“What does it look like? I’m walking!” Bill looked over his shoulder. “Gotta keep strong, don’t I?”

“And what if you fall? You’ll crack your dumb skull open. No one’d find you, you’d just lie on the floor for hours.” Joe rolled closer to Bill. “C’mon, quit it.”

“Or what?” Bill asked.

In reply, Joe wrapped his arms around Bill’s waist and pulled him into his lap. Bill was off balance enough to go easily. “Or that.” He kissed Bill quick, taking advantage of the empty hallway. 

“That’s not really a punishment, you know.” Bill kissed him back, curling closer to him. 

“I’ll think of something. Shut up and enjoy the moment.”

[nerdonn]

Band of Brothers + ao3 tags: Part 1/?

Part 2 Part 3

[donmalarkeys]

(insp.)

[gendryw4ters-blog]

BillToye <3

eeee thank you so much for this bab omg!! i hope i’ve gotten these two right!<3

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you:  

who’s old arctic monkeys and who’s new arctic monkeys:this was tough because ordinarily i’d always have joe pegged down as a new arctic monkeys type man, but the thing is bill is also a new arctic monkeys type man. i know i could just give them both the new stuff however!! the more i thought about it, the more i kinda realised that actually joe probably does lean a little moreso in the direction of the older sound- especially towards brianstorm and leave before the lights come on (one of! the most criminally underrated am songs imo)who eats the bread as they go around the supermarket and who sighs as they hand the empty bread packet to the cashier at the end:bill eats the bread and complains about it not being up to his grandma’s standards and joe sighs heavily the entire way around the store, never mind just as he hands over the empty packet to the cashier (bill still ranting away about the dipping quality of bread these days with half of it still in his mouth)who believes in the power of ~dubious~ lifehacks and who has to constantly talk them out of putting stupid shit in the microwave:bill once blew up their microwave because he forgot you weren’t supposed to put spoons in there. it wasn’t even a lifehack gone wrong he just straight up forgot about the no metal in the microwave rule and joe has never let him live it downwho never puts their plastic bottles in the bin until their bedroom is full of them and who has a near breakdown trying to scale mount evian just to enter it:neither of them really does this too much, though bill’s terrible for leaving empty cigarette cartons lying about the place and joe’s started stacking them up into ridiculously tall towers and precariously balancing post-it notes on top of them like “bin these pls xo”who gets slightly too drunk and starts making controversial statements about late 90s/early 00s music on the way home and who calls them out on their bad britney spears opinions the next day:BOTH OF THEM DO THIS. BOTH OF THEM. mostly on varying occasions, but sometimes even at the same time- like there’ll be nights where they’ll get into an argument over whether nsync was better than the backstreet boys or not and you’d think it would end once they’d sobered up in the morning but instead they’d be sat there playfully sniping at one another over breakfast like “yeah well nsync had justin timberlake and LOOK how successful he is now!” “yeah well nsync were NEVER able to produce anything anywhere near as good as everybody so-”