Hello! Loved your NSFW alphabet for Wise so much. It's soooooo cool! Maybe you would do NSFW alphabet for Billy? Or maybe Hugo? Love these two so much, they're best <3
Thank you anyway, you are so-so-so wonderful!
Okokokok aaaa I really want to do Hugo however... I have a certain friend who's a massive Billy Stan Soooo This is for them
(I love you @jazzingout)
Edit 6/7(4:59mst) fixed it fully done enjoy please.
Billy Kidd NSFW Alphabet
Cw: mentions of gun play, robot sex(duhh), Marathon sex.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
The best at it! He will treat you like royalty. Anything you want It is yours! Water? Already filling up a cup! Bath? already drawn to your favorite temperature! Would you like a massage as well to go with that glass of water?
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Hehe chest soft and squishy. Your nipples are fun to play with.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He doesn't, which for some reason feels self-conscious about it. It's probably because he wants to simulate what it's like to have sex with someone who isn't a robot. Not in a self-loathing way more in a innocent I want to know what it feels like kind of way.
But fret not! There are solutions! It might be extremely costly but he can get some certain modules upgrades. If you want to it could even be a fun little online shopping trip.
"Ooh Babe! What about this one It's not too big yeah? And plus the fake cum tastes like strawberries~"
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Ehhhh... Not really. Billy is pretty much an open book if he had a dirty secret It probably wouldn't be a secret for too long.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Very surprising but yes in fact he does have experience. It has been a while sure but he does have that experience. Billy had a whole ass life in the outer ring before the Cunning Hares.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He loves cowgirl. But not for the reasons you think. He likes to show off his strength and bouncy on his cock. Also yes he does like to see them jiggle.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
"hehe I like the way your boobies jiggle!"
"... Billy please it's been 10 minutes."
"Oh, Sorry I got distracted."
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Nope! Smooth as steel!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Billy is bad with romance It's not that he can't be romantic no no not at all. It's just something he struggles with but the thing about Billy is that he learns very quickly. And he'll probably get all this information from sitcoms, and from romance TV shows.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Ah...nah It's just not the same. Plus, there's something about how human skin feels against his body and his silicone. That makes it far better than anything else
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Marathon sex, it's more of a dirty fantasy when you're a machine and can go for hours, even days. As much as the thought of fucking you till you can't walk anymore gets him going (and oh my god it does) sadly if you are you are only human And you have a life That probably won't appreciate that you literally couldn't walk anymore.
Praise kink, He is a little puppy. There is nothing that will get him going more than you telling him that he feels really good.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Billy will do it anywhere with enough persuasion, and a very good plan. Except for hollows if you're Just as a civilian and not a Hollow Raider.
Sure he'll express a little bit of uncertainty but afterward he'll express the adrenaline high was very addicting!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Billy is a simple man.
Sexy clothes✅
Subtle touches ✅
You being cute ✅
Your body ✅
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Biting... It's not because he wouldn't like it (He would) He just doesn't want you to hurt your teeth. Same goes with doing any sort of impact play with him.
Gun play is an absolute 100% No! Try as you might be as cute as you want You will not convince him. These weapons are incredibly dangerous and you could get hurt or even... Fucking kill you. Absolutely not. This is the most stern Billy will ever be with you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Receiving. And he wishes he could give. He wants to see what you taste like so badly, but that doesn't mean you stop grinding on his face, please, it's really hot.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
"This new Billy kid model comes with five new paces Would you like slow and deep fast and rough or maybe both??"
"Billy please stop talking like you're a product to be sold. "
"Yes ma'am/sir.... "
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yes, fuck yes although he himself would never get the courage to initiate if you do that man his RoboCock would never be harder.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's down for any risk The only risk he would not take is that if you get harmed in the process like I said before no fucking in hollows. As much as he loves in public places if there's like a 99% chance you will get arrested he probably won't do it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Yes
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Oh my god, yes. Sometimes it feels like he likes playing with you with toys, then actually doing it with you, even though he says otherwise. As soon as he gets either a simple dildo, a full-on fuck machine, or a vibrator he is very eager to test it on you the night of he lovingly calls you his little test subject.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Billy is a huge tease huge huge huge tease especially with toys even if you're begging for it He just looks so cute you look squirming and driving and begging This motherfucker will be giggling and kicking his feet while you're suffering.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
This is a personal headcanon of mine but Billy actually doesn't make any noise. Yes I know he looks like the type that would moan and whimper. But it's the fact that he is a robot. A lot of the brats and seeming out of breath is honestly just him acting. But that's a personal secret that he probably wouldn't tell you.
If you don't like my personal head canon then he moans and whimpers. Breathy, needy and whimpering.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Openly talked about his sex life with Nicole. It started off purely as accident where she overheard Billy. And she was not only very surprised but also sort of impressed and now He just comes to her for advice. (Nicole doesn't know how to have sex, probably gets all her knowledge from FanFiction)
Anbi has definitely also heard and for some reason she knows more about sex than Nicole. Why Nicole specifically? Because she's the nosy type.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Anything you want baby - Billy kidd
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is below average. It's not that he doesn't like it and doesn't want to do it; Believe me he does. It's just he never thinks about it as much It honestly always slips his mind. And as well as he's just pretty busy in general.
He thinks it's a very hot of your sex drive is pretty high He likes how insatiable you are.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Billy gets tired but not exhausted. And he doesn't take long to recuperate.
In fact he probably go for several sessions. However if you manage to tire him out then I'm scared for him. Actually it's less tired than more easily distracted.
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