#bingles

[vrincenzo]

i drew them again :33333333

[scarletbeast]

BINGLES

OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME TO CHECK

DO YOU APPROVE OF THIS DOGGO

SHE'S GOTTEN LIKE FIVE APPROVALS SO FAR

MAYBE LESS

MAYBE MORE

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CHECK

BINGLES QUICK

I APPROVE

[bethanydelleman]

FMK:

Pride and Prejudice and/or Persuasion

You have done the world a great service! I just realized that I never posted my highly scientific (lol) rating of the sexual abilities of Austen men! So now that is on it's way.

So, first of all, when I play FMK in the Regency, I have access to both birth control and some penicillin. Like maybe I just give them a shot in the arm when they aren't looking (though I think for some certain men *cough* *Willoughby* *cough* we might need something more broad spectrum...) Also, I'm just assuming everyone is free for the taking.

Persuasion:

F: Captain Benwick, I want some poetry, but not too much poetry.

M: Captain Harville, when you are a mother yourself, demonstrated good parenting is key.

K: Can I just maim? I'm not terribly down with murder. Mr. Elliot though. I would totally marry Sir Walter and disinherit Mr. Elliot by baby, that's some good revenge. Revenge by baby!

Pride & Prejudice:

F: Caroline Bingley. She went to an only girls school, I'm betting she has experience. She's hot. I want to listen to her drama (but not for too long)

M: Bingles. Darcy sounds like a lot of work. I need a man who can already laugh at himself. We'll just keep the sister thing quiet.

K: The obvious answer is Wickham. But I've actually got more of a beef with Mrs. Younge, who almost packed off Georgiana with Wickham and then demanded payment to recover another teenager under the power of Wickham. I feel like knocking her off might do more for the greater good.

[jerkdouglas]

This is for twibber. But I GUESS tumblr should know I have a thousand tweener dudes.

Terror Clown's current family. I want to add a wife and third (Juggalo) child and maybe change TC’s name. His daughter's name is Bingles and his son went mime and legally changed his name to Epimetheus, but TC is proud of him either way

[intj-greenwords]

If I ever again see the post about Australians calling road accidents bingles, i will tag it properly so i can find it again.