#bio major problems

[lightsturtleneck]

The dn fan mood of the day: capitalizing Light every single time you type it out of habit

[libraryspectre]

I love that the further I get in my science classes the more it's like, "you really don't wanna screw this up or you may blow everyone up or blind yourself" My first biology TA told us about the time a grad student didn't properly balance a fridge the size of a centrifuge, left it to do its work over the weekend, and it crashed through three floors while everyone was gone

[libraryspectre]

Skills I Never Expected to Pick Up in College

How to draw hexagons really quickly

[insvisiblestrings]

i just saw..... a short sleeve lab coat... when would this be safe or effective... in what lab.. im

[kiirsi]

I get the feeling that cutting through plastic with a dremel and a box cutter is probably not what Aqueon intended when they designed their clear tank covers...

[ladystarks]

My professor went on a rant today, basically along the lines of how he hates when people spit but don't swallow. He told us he yells at people who spit. "DO NOT SPIT, YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW," he screamed at the class, waayy too passionately. Never mind that this was an anatomy and physiology lecture about the salivary system. Never mind that we're all mature college students. We (the class) lost our shit. And my poor professor is standing there, red faced, trying to impart on us that our throats need lubrication, and we're all shitting our pants, laughing.

[wellshitcaitlin]

Like 10 minutes ago with my advisor

Advisor: So you'll want to retake chem 1 lecture and bio 1 lab, then you can also take physics lecture and lab and then you can take a few gen Ed classes to round you out

Me: ...or maybe I can NOT do that because I like not killing myself again with to many science classes

[libraryspectre]

Bio major problems:

Studying in public and getting weird looks because your group is discussing bird testicles