[ text ] –– you’ve been gone for so long you think this is your real life.
[ text || scrub daddy ] jesus christ charlie i just went to mcdonalds [ text || scrub daddy ] do you want something??
source: WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TEXTS | @bionichenchman

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[ text ] –– you’ve been gone for so long you think this is your real life.
[ text || scrub daddy ] jesus christ charlie i just went to mcdonalds [ text || scrub daddy ] do you want something??
source: WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TEXTS | @bionichenchman
[ text ] –– before you go gloating that the world didn’t end, just ask yourself: are you sure?
[ text || scrub daddy ] I haven’t felt happy or alive even before the predicted apocalypse so joke’s on you loser
source: WELCOME TO NIGHTVALE TEXTS | @bionichenchman
14!
what do you do after you see a person has replied? do you read it immediately, or do you wait for it to show up on the dash? do you like it, draft it immediately, etc?I smile because I’m so happy :)But seriously: I try to immediately draft threads because I forget it otherwise, or at least like them if I’m on the phone so I don’t lose them. It kinda depends on where I am, to be honest. If I’m home and not busy with something that can’t be moved, I read it immediately. If I’m out, it really depends on where I am and how patient I am, because I really like to savour my partner’s reply, thread or meme, if it’s not a one-liner. It deserves my full attention (and it needs it, bc lbr, I’m a dumbass)
source: WRITING ON MUNDAY | @bionichenchman
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You need to stop hurting my feelings I think
095!
Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do.
1. Maths. I feel a bit like cheating on this one since I’ve mentioned it a few times, but Anne’s mostly treated like that bendy ballerina who can do the splits? She’s extremely good at maths and physics, and especially calculating things in her head on the fly. 2. Cooking.She’s not a professional chef, but she can sustain herself and cook quite a few meals from scratch and make them taste decent. This goes again with the cliché of the starving dancer and her tendency to forget to eat, plus not having enough time to learn it, but she learned some things when she lived on military bases as a kid, took a course at school and essentially cooked most of the time for her brother and herself, even though Alex was the better cook. Ironically enough, she’s horrible at baking, even though it’s vastly more scientific than cooking. Also, her years as a wanderer in exile made her ... creative.3. Sewing.Not of course to the level of a professional tailor, but she knows a bit more than just sewing on a loose button or to patch something. Not that it is a special interest of hers, but she figured that if she was to pose as a tailor, she should have at least the skillset to make people believe that she’s truly one. It’s not expected of the agents, but she thought that it was a nice skill to have. She could never make a suit herself, of course. Her knowledge about the topic isn’t that great, but it’s enough to make people believe her.
source: 100 QUESTIONS | @bionichenchman
028. What makes them laugh out loud?
Generally, Eleanor doesn't laugh out loud, it's not lady-like. At most times, there will never be something more than a dainty chuckle, even if she finds something absolutely hysterical, like a cat wearing a silly hat.
The only time she lets out an almost witchy laugh is when she’s absolutely smashed. Proper piss-faced drunk, but most people never see her like that. During her career at Kingsman, it maybe has happened three times. The most what people would see would be a “HA!”
source: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (always accepting) | @bionichenchman