Westeros: an American Musical - Sentence Starters
From Act 2 of “Westeros: an American Musical,” a parody mashup of “Game of Thrones” and “Hamilton.”
Change the pronouns as you see fit.
“The Groom When It Happened” (The Room Where It Happens)
“i’m getting married and movin’ on up, if i’m to brag.”
“she’s crazy ‘bout me, and i assure you she’s the one i prefer!”
“and i just had to do what i’m told.”
“_____ should try to learn that, if he wants to grow old.”
“you’ve a feast to attend.”
“i guess i’ll take a page from our out-of-town friend.”
“trust less, conspire more.”
“i’ll put up with them just to keep my foot lodged in the door.”
“_____ seems tyrannical and merciless.”
“i’m no political beginner.”
“sorry, _____, gotta go.”
“_____ wed an inbred loon with no claim to the throne.”
“no one else was with the groom when it happened.”
“no one even sees that i’m not their man, but it’s out of my hands cuz they think i’ve got plans that they presume that i’m hatchin’.”
“she was in _____’s bedroom one night, underdressed and full of spite.”
“she convinced him to kill for her delights.”
“well, you know i’m horny. i think that plan’s alright.”
“the guests all got acquainted, while she made sure the wine glass, in contrast, was tainted.”
“in the game of thrones, you either win or die.”
“the queen’s got more moves than you, so don’t you even try.”
“we must assume that it happened.”
“little birds have given me their word that they heard them making threats at _____.”
“the witness may approach us with her intel and info, and maybe she can tell us ‘bout the person she knows.”
“they confessed to me his darkest machinations, and all his vices when we had our frequent fornications.”
“wouldn’t you like to know he was a monster at home?”
“he planned it all with his wife.”
“_____, where’ya taking’ me?”
“are we going somewhere ‘cross the sea?”
“what did you have to do to leave the city with a gaping power vacuum?”
“i didn’t even see you at the dinner.”
“were there deals that were happ’ning in the backroom?”
“was the point of this plan that you wouldn’t have to be in the capital?”
“i wed your aunt, i got my reward.”
“you’ve climbed even higher.”
“i’m the newest major lord.”
“if they don’t know where you’re going, you’ll never be seen.”
“if a pawn lives long enough, she gets to be queen.”
“those bastards killed your mother.”
“you were forced to ignore it.
“i just wasn’t gonna wait for it.”
“whenever planning a regicide, secure an alibi for the night that the king dies!”
“you pulled the strings, but tell me who’s the assassin?”
“i might’ve been near the groom when it happened.”
“did they have to take the blame?”
“well, someone’s gotta pay when we play the game.”
“the lion got a thorn in his paw.”
“they’re gonna be my grandson-in-law.”
“i had to be near the groom when it happened.”
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