#bioticbootyshaker

[defira85]

Omfg one of the nurses came around the corner and looked me up and down and laughed and said 'well clearly you're writing something that's making you happy, you look like you're about to explode into glitter'

I was writing a message to Liz

/lies down and hides face in cushion

[defira85]

elfyourmother replied to your post:Attention: bioticbootyshaker is the absolute...

seconded

See Liz I have additional evidence to make my case :3

[defira85]

Attention: bioticbootyshaker is the absolute cutest

It is law, my hands are tied in the matter

[elfyourmother]

lmaooooo that test pegged me as extroverted and I'm like. I cry if I have to talk to ppl lmao

ikr?? even people i love i'm like. no i can't talk on the phone rn i am mentally exhausted can we just type at each other instead

[elfyourmother]

I love that autocorrect always tries to change sebris into "debris" that's way more fitting a ship name tbh that's what I turn into when I think about them

[elfyourmother]

bioticbootyshaker replied to your post: "and he knows who to turn to for aid" ...

exactly the only reason to turn to eamon is to find out what’s the best way to be a crusty old man

the only reason to turn to eamon is to put a foot in his ass tbqh

[elfyourmother]

bioticbootyshaker replied to your post: istg i’m 100% serious i’m listening to...

actual tears on my face rn

drparisa replied to your post: istg i’m 100% serious i’m listening to...

I’M GLAD <3

it works even better with beez in the trap i am losing my shit rn

[elfyourmother]

bioticbootyshaker replied to your post:bioticbootyshaker replied to your post:[[MOthe...

ehehehehehe (also I just think talan would have these huge heart eyes whenever zie sees khedira <3)

i think a lot of people would