#birb rambles

[your-local-birb]

doodle dump from a post-Ch.3 spamtenna reunion AU where spam gets to keep his Neo form (modified and de-weaponized) in Castle Town (Tenna STILL doesn't recognize him, but, much to everyone's confusion, it quickly becomes very obvious that the TV Darkner is hopelessly smitten with Castle Town's weirdest "Addison"):

-Time moves faster in dark worlds by the same logic that ralsei explains how senses are distorted (DW hours/days/weeks to LW minutes/hours/days)

  -can switch between neo and regular at will, maintaining neo is taxing but less triggering for spam's dysmorphia

-calls himself Neo bc its just easier at this point than try to convince the average darkner he’s the same guy as spamton g spamton

-sometimes called Dealmaker/Deals, mostly by the Addisons, a "matching" nickname to fit with his other siblings since he seems to no longer tolerate 'Spam/Spammy' (<-reminded him of Tenna too much pre-Ch. 3)

-Susie and Lancer have started calling him ‘Specs’ [from the "SP. EX" engraved on one of the parts of his modified chassis + silly wordplay on his glasses]

-most darkners are still hit with spam’s tony hawk effect, only exceptions are Ralsei, Swatch, Queen, and the Addisons.

-owns an auto/appliance repair shop on the edge of town near the junk yard which he also nominally helps oversee, but has weird and inconsistent hours due to primarily acting as a perma-member of the Fun Gang’s inventory squad 

-does repairs as a hobby, doesn’t make much money due to aforementioned schedule as well as lack of cars in castle town (<-infrastructure in heart of town not really built for strong automobile presence, most cyber city darkners left their cars behind) . Most of the income from the shop he covertly adds to his siblings’ funds [<- addisons are Weird about financial struggles, and he both wants to make sure they’re taken care of without pissing them off again while respecting the boundaries they’ve established].

-Majority of his income/base needs are covered by his shifts as the Dealmakers for the Fun Gang [eats some of what he pickpockets from their enemies]

-training dummy addisons are his younger siblings, (<- only recently reconciled, still largely uncomfortable around each other) he occasionally helps out in their store (<- for pay in dark dollars, which is basically just a meal in addison terms), mostly with moving heavy things around/helping with stock (closest with Blue addy)

-doesn’t speak much anymore while in castle town, mostly limits himself to short, blunt answers. (Self conscious about ad-filters and glitches, also aware that they tend to sound like insane nonsense unless you're familiar with how it works)

-Bracket text is a post-Benefactor censorship "addition" to his code that filters his speech through a broad selection of ad clips and other soundbytes, the content of which he is not in control of, which makes prolonged conversations intensely frustrating and explaining anything to do with his experiences surrounding the 10+ year span of time after his fall from grace virtually impossible.

[hummus-birb]

Funniest ship name to me will always be the Splatoon agent shipping names. What do you mean I have to do math to figure out which characters you’re talking about here

[birbbones]

So I'm not the one to ask for help so I've been very hesitant on sharing, but got some news last week that I will be homeless by June (and no, this is not an awful april fools joke, I am panicking here).

Some of you in the vulture culture community know last week and a bit ago I had an accident resulting in losing consciousness, breaking my neck, and experiencing a seizure for the first time. I've been having ongoing brain issues (we removed a lot of cerebral fluid in December that was causing increased pressure and testing the fluid to rule out infection, diagnosed with IIH), and last month I've been having heart issues.

Referrals have been made to a cardiology specialist, as well as the first fit clinic. But it's looking like I will probably have to go private to get listened to / get the care I need ASAP. Couple with the fact I will be homeless by June, it's a really terrifying situation. I have contacted local councils, independent living schemes, shelter, private landlords etc and feel like I've been let down. I'm awaiting a doctors appointment with a NHS advisor on the 10th, where I'll be showing them my list of resources I've used, and to see if they are able to help find anything.

I reluctantly made a justgiving page, on the advice of my friends, and while I hate asking for help, I am honestly quite scared and uncertain about my future.

If anyone can share the link, reblog this post, or even donate some change. It would mean a lot.

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Thank you for your time, I'm sorry for posting this here but I don't know what else to do. I will be continuing to work on the skull index, as its such big passion project of mine along with the help of my team. Its a great distraction.

[acrazybirb]

So I was making my Parrot Server S2 redesign (I still need to make an animatic/intro or SOMETHING for S1 but friends and I are already 'roleplaying' season 3 after almost 6 years lmao) and this is what I came up with!

[cryptid-spring]

Being a romance positive/favorable aromantic is such a strange experience-

I’ll be like “uhhh,, can i get uhh [romantic gestures/affection] without the romance” and people will go all “So… a close friendship??” and I just sit there like “no no, romantic gestures with no romance”

[mylilbirbs]

I love dnd bc it’s like 

dm: introduces a puzzle with an obvious solution

my dumbass: that’s too simple, I need to think ‘critically’ about this, I need to-

dm: no it is that simple

me still a fool: that’s just what you want me to think..

@lordofthegauntlets yes this is about us

[lickmyballs420]

all those memes at the start of the year that were like "haha its the 20s whos down for a repeat of the Great Depression " didnt age like a fine wine or cheese.. it aged like milk left out on the counter

[thecommonbirb]

Tis a good show do watch