GF(barista): Here, I found this coffee bean in my shirt from work. A gift for you. Don’t eat it. Me, immediately: *cronch*
GF:

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GF(barista): Here, I found this coffee bean in my shirt from work. A gift for you. Don’t eat it. Me, immediately: *cronch*
GF:
Frosidon: *Makes a move*
Birdsofvienna's Inner Monologue: Why did he do that? Does he know my strategy? Does he know that I know that he knows?
Frosidon's Inner Monologue: *Kazoo Music, Signifying Nothing*
Amazing idea: Rick and Morty quotes replacing dialog between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin in the prequel trilogy.