#birthdayish

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Happy early birthday! 🥳

🥺❤️👀🙄👈🏼🤤💖🥰💕💅🏼👉🏼😔🤣😭🙏🏼😌🤪✊🏼🫂😩😤💞😪😍😅🥳💀☺️😆🤩

Thank you! Now what the fuck is that blue thing in the middle? A couple hugging???

I don’t undersTAND this

Chaos rating: -1.2/10

It’s like reverse chaos. It’s extremely disturbing but I don’t think it’s chaotic. It’s just…. I can’t understand it. I can’t read these tea leaves you’ve given me. Send Professor Trelawney to assist

Revised chaos rating: ????/10

because it’s definitely chaotic but I don’t know what to think

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I think you need to share your most recent emojis and we can all rate you. It’s only fair 😌

👀🗿🤧😍😦🐸👏🏻🤣💀👄💌🍀🦇🥸🐍🥳🤓❤️🥵👌🏻🏎🤭😌🛶😅🤠🍑😭😬😤👺☕️

I am ready for the Snapedom to judge me. Bring it on

Edit: I also use :’) and :)) and ;) so idk

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👀👌☠🚫🤡🦆👻💥🎉🔪🤯🥺📚✌🥰🥵🥲😭

😇🤣🤠😈💜🔫🚫

I…. Are you okay?

Chaos rating: *runs away*/10

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📫 Ding! You have mail. What could it be?

🎁 Oh my god it’s a present. You open the present.

🪆 It’s a matryoshka. You open it.

🪆It’s another matryoshka. Repeat a few more times.

🔑 Inside is a key. You don’t know what the key is for.

🏚 You go back inside your pathetic excuse for a house.

🚪 That door wasn’t there before. What the fuck? You try the key. It opens the door.

🐇 Inside is a rabbit. You follow the rabbit.

🕳 The rabbit disappears down a hole. You’ve read Alice in Wonderland. You retreat from the hole.

🤹🏻‍♂️ You turn around. Behind you, a man juggles while holding prolonged eye contact with you. You try to go around him but he has you trapped.

🎱 He drops a ball but he keeps going. You pick up the ball. It’s a magic 8 ball. You shake it.

A shape forms. You look closer. It’s me, giving you the finger. 🖕🏻

Happy birthday

“You retreat from the hole”

“What the fuck?”

“You go back into your pathetic excuse for a house”

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Millie why do you do this to me I nearly peed myself from wheezing and my coffee went up my nose

Sorry for the late response. BUT

Thanks

THANK YOU

Thank you so much

I feel so seen and heard

BYEEE ILY

♥️♥️♥️🤧🤧😩😩🤝🤝🤝👹👹💩💩🤓

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Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎁 Are we sending our latest emojis? 😂😉🙄😬🥺😭🎁🎉😴👏🏻😤👌🏻🤩🤤😋🇧🇪👀😊😏🥰🤦🏼‍♀️🎿👍🏻😩😍🤞🏻👋🏻☺️🧘‍♀️🐷

BELGIUM?!?! BRO ARE YOU BELGIAN or do you live there?? Or do you just like fries, waffles, and the Manneken Pis?

Skis. Nice. A gift? Also good. But why the pig?

The Belgian flag in there absolutely threw me (i lived in Belgium for a long time)

Chaos rating: smakelijk/10

I don’t speak Dutch and if you’re from the French speaking part then your chaos rating is

Délicieux/10

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😭💀🤪🔥🤷🏽‍♀️🖕🏽😤😫🤫🤡🥸😟😱😬👹🤌🏽👁👄👁🧍🏾‍♀️👩🏾‍🦯🦗🦟🌝✨🍆

…..

Don’t ask about the last one…

*puts head down in shame*

This is excellent. Skull? Perfect. Demon face, very good. Snorting face? Love it. Cricket? Yes.

The mosquito is terrifying. What possessed you,,,, why would you use that emoji so often?!

The 😬 is good. Also love the eyes and mouth.

We all know what the eggplant means. 🤭

You lose a point for the middle finger, because it offends me

Chaos rating: 9.99/10

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🙄🤣🌿😅😁😐✨💛🥰🤦🏼‍♀️☺🔥🗡😂🥺🔮😔😇🌙😉😛🌧💚😕😍😵🧐💞🧡🌸

All your emojis make sense and then there’s just, a sword.

That one tongue emoji is absolutely sending me

Chaos rating: 2.4/10

you’re spicy but you’re not demonic. not yet anyway 😏

Revised chaos rating: 5/10

Your reply in the comments shows me you have a deep desire for chaos. Therefore you are officially half spice half chaos. Good mix, that. Good cocktail

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😋👍😢😀😔😜😅🤣😭❤️😉😁😬😊😘👀😍😏🙈🤔☺️🙄😂🤷🤜🤛

The fist bump?????

Ok

The monkey?!?! Unacceptable

Chaos rating: 🤝/10

Don’t know what to say except that no one puts the fist bump so accurately into the emoji list like that and it’s very artistic