OBVIOUSLY

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Hellooooo Snapedom.

Life update.

On Thursday (this Thursday) I will be doing a themed comedy show about fandoms, hobbies and obsessions. @smilingformoney will be visiting me in my town, and she’ll be coming with me to the show. After chatting with her I’ve changed the trajectory of my set plan. Have a guess at what the theme of my jokes will be.

Yep, you guessed it. Snape.

8 minutes of Snape.

So obviously, I’m pumped. If anyone has ideas for jokes, particularly one liners, please DM me or comment. Also, I’m looking for things to say specifically about the Snapedom. If you give me a joke I’ll just say “someone from the Snape fandom gave me this joke.” Your privacy is safe with me.

Another update: attempted relationship with best friend failed. We’re back to being friends. Instead, I’m seeing a guy who is long, lanky, dark and mysterious. Sound familiar? Yeah, I have a type.

I’ll share clips of the comedy set (perhaps) when it’s done. It’s gonna be caliente.

How are you all? Due to complaints about my absence from multiple of you, I’ll be back to posting this week. Missed you guys.

Get ready for shitposts.

[an--din]

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“i could fix him,” “i could make him worse,” well i could brackium emendo.

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still a classic

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happy new year you filthy animals

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

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Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas all!

[mulcbrs]

annual reminder that our potions master was a raging bisexual (this is me trying to promote snulciber please we need more fics of them)

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Severus hated mistletoe. He stared at it for some time, wondering if the plant deserved the Reducto he so wanted to unleash upon it. Deciding against the waste of magic, he turned to walk away — only to freeze in his steps when the person he’d waited all day to see said, in tones of fond amusement — “Hello, Severus. Look. Mistletoe.”

I drew this for Snolidays Week Two @snapecelebration Prompt: Mistletoe.

Snape unintentionally wound up looking like Keanu Reeves in this one. That’s what I get for doing a 15 minute drawing. Anyway BYEEEE

ID: a drawn bust of Snape. inside his eyes is the reflection of mistletoe. Above him there is mistletoe peaking down from the ceiling. /end ID.

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us tumblr users @ the incoming wave of twitterers be like

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when i posted this in april i genuinely had no idea what would happen with elon musk. how prescient of me

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I had the dubious pleasure of having a smut fic read out loud to me by my best friend last night. You know, it’s funny, because you can read something in your head and it seems super steamy and sexy but then you read it out loud and it is just. Absolutely impossible to keep a straight face. When you hear the words “girth” or “precum” read sotto voce by someone who is clearly just barely holding their shit together —

[sevsnapes]

Snape energies to take into 2023

Do not give a single fuck

Wear black all the time

Dramatic hair swishes

Sarcastic comments

Sick burns

Threaten to poison your favourite toad

Slay

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^ these are amazing, allow me to contribute with these:

Purchase a cloak and high heeled boots

Choose your friends wisely

Learn some creative and unnecessarily verbose insults

Be loyal to those who are loyal to you

Find some dude with glasses to hate on (/j)

Protect your peace of mind

Hate Valentine’s Day

But also, remember love

Value learning opportunities

Correct someone’s homework using red ink (be harsh)

Concoct a potion

[antimasculist]

"i dont ship them theyre too toxic i just think their dynamic is interesting" i hope they kill each other mid-fuck

[evilwizard]

jk rowling (sitting in an ancient, dusty drawing room, voice raspy and wheezing): i plucked you from the streets, Daniel. i gave you your first pair of shoes, a coat… that scar above your—BLEHEHEH—your damn eye. and noweugh… now you reject me… after all i festered in y—WHEEZE—in you…..

[somesnapefan2]

[ari-leah-arts]

“Mr. Weasley.”

TFW you keep calling your professor a vampire and one day he just proves you right.

-panicked ginger noises-

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Wow

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Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away and the tension to ease out of his shoulders. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.

I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.

ID: image of Severus Snape, holding his wand high above his head. His expression is calm. His cloak, black like his clothes, is billowing in the wind. There is snow all around him. /End ID.

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@smilingformoney

Are you trying to get into my pants? If so it is working (ily)

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Alone, in the dark, and surrounded by the howling blizzard, Severus felt more at peace than he had in weeks. The more he let himself be buffeted by the snow, the more the crease between his brows seemed to melt away. He walked for some time, enjoying the crunch of the snow beneath his feet and the twinkle of the stars above. After a while, when it began to grow too dark to see, Severus raised his wand to cast Lumos… but halted himself in the act, hesitating. Steadily, he lowered his arm again and changed his mind — preferring, as wanderers often do, not to know where he was going in the dead of night.

I drew this for @snapecelebration’s Snolidays, Day 1. Prompt: Blizzard.

ID: image of Severus Snape, holding his wand high above his head. His expression is calm. His cloak, black like his clothes, is billowing in the wind. There is snow all around him. /End ID.