Looking for a birthday card for an aging weirdo with an inappropriate sense of humour?
WE GOT YOU.
Our cute, caustic collection of funny retro cards combines charming vintage artwork with tongue-in-cheek humor - perfect for anyone who appreciates a little withering wit with their well wishes.
These aren’t your average greeting cards; they’re the ones people will want to keep long after the candles have been blown out.
Check out the full birthday range here, or shop these designs below:
How Are You Not Dead? – A playful reminder that age is just a number... but the numbers are adding up.
C is For C*nt – A cheeky nod to those classic alphabet books, featuring a delightful vintage cake illustration. Who says learning isn’t fun?
Bitch, Let’s Party – The ultimate invitation to let loose, with a touch of retro charm.
Sad Birthday Kitten – Featuring a sweet little kitten shedding a tear—turns out he’s a softie when it comes to your birthday.
