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it's always 'bisexuals, kill' 'bisexuals, laser beam attack' and never 'bisexuals, nap'

* my mom and I are talking about parting my hair*

Me: *switches part sides* How do you like this side?

Mom: Your hair goes great both ways, just like you

i was wondering, besides the magic ghost powers i already have, what powers do bisexuals have?

a bisexuals powers are strongly influenced by their hair color, a hair color chart explaining each power + hair color is to come very soon.

i got turned on by a man for the first time in my life ever.

So, my spanish teacher is having us write a composition about our idea of a perfect "spouse".

She says that all the girls will write about their husband, and all the boys will write about their wife.

I am bisexual.

So, being a daring little fuck like myself, I raise my hand and ask her-

"Señora Stauffer? What if I don't know the gender of my spouse? What if I write about my wife AND my husband?"

The entire room got really quiet and tense, everyone looked at me weirdly.

She got up walked over to me and said

"Extra Credit."

#bisexual powers