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I just realised that customers not getting what Oolong tea is, is oddly similar to people not understanding bisexuality.

I keep having to say things like

no, it’s not “actually green tea”

it’s also not black tea. it might look like it. but it’s not.

naaaah, it’s not “half green” either

nope, also not a mix of the two!

it’s its own thing

yes, there really is more than two types of tea

and then when you finally think they understood it, you dare mentioning white and yellow teas and have to start at square one again

Bisexuality is all about dressing well, having great music taste, and being dumb as fuck.

June 3rd is offically being bisexual day im claiming it as one of ours. Happy bi pride day guys!

Me online: Hey guys what the

Fuck

Is up my name is

Gay

Me irl: *thinks about any girl at all* omg they're going to know I'm bisexual and will judge me omg I need to hide omg-

Today I told a girl that I am very bi and that I like her. Nothin wrong with that.

Buuuuttt she's got a whole boyfriend. So now I feel like a wet sock.

🖐😎🖑

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