#bisexualswordlady

[bisexualswordlady]

Papa can I talk to you?

@gooseygoodpet

Of course my dear goose, I’m so sorry this is late. What’s up?

[bisexualswordlady]

Hey everyone, it’s been a while, I know. I’m infamous for taking long breaks from tumblr. No idea exactly what happened when I was gone, I’ll need to get caught up on that, but I’m just gonna make it clear that I’m not planning on deleting this blog, even if I go mia for a bit. I’ll always come back, I promise <3 hello to all of tumblr again!

[bisexualswordlady]

Anyway here are some silly photos of my wife. If you see this Carol, no you didn’t

[bisexualswordlady]

Well well well, hello there Brunnhilde. I am the evil version of your kiddo from another universe. I passed by to tell you that I took your child as my hostage, and that I'll soon be able to control everything >:) *evil laugh*

You better let her go immediately or I promise you, you will feel the wrath of my sword and pegasus 🗡️

[bisexualswordlady]

I took carol to a- what is it you earthlings call it? Ah yes, a comic book store, and she totally geeked out when she saw a mini figure of herself. I thought she looked adorable in this pic ☺️

[bisexualswordlady]

Papa are you still here?

I decided to mention that me and van broke up a couple months ago

Yes, I am. I’m sorry to hear that, Amelia, I’m wishing you the best with your future. Make sure to take time to care for yourself when you can. Love you kiddo, hope you’re doing well.

p.s. do you need me to beat anyone up? I have my sword and Aragon with me ready at a moments notice.

[bisexualswordlady]

God is a woman and she is my wife 💙💙💙

[bisexualswordlady]

How’s my lovely wife today?

@fully-official-carol-danvers

I’m a little tired, but I’m so relieved. Most of my official Asgardian meetings and government affairs are over and I have so much more free time.